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i think so
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i don't think so
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other (please explain)
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JESUS <3
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(October 5, 2015 at 10:13 pm)Minimalist Wrote:
(October 5, 2015 at 10:06 pm)Iroscato Wrote: Delayed-action-ninja-necro-style! Ha!

I was searching for the Carrier quote in another thread when I saw that and realized I had missed it.  How could I not answer C/L's question?

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(October 5, 2015 at 10:19 pm)Catholic_Lady Wrote:
(October 5, 2015 at 10:15 pm)MTL Wrote: It's hilarious to me that you announce that so casually,

yet you'd rather have your fingernails removed with pliers before admitting that you'd ever do a "number three".

Lol yeah I can't explain it myself either, actually. For some reason, #3ing to me is so much more unattractive. Maybe it's the noise it makes and the fact that a really bad smell comes out of you. Poop, on the other hand, just looks cute.

Don't know what kind you're taking...

Also, rereading this OP after getting to know you makes it take on a whole different tone. So you. Smile
I can't remember where this verse is from, I think it got removed from canon:

"I don't hang around with mostly men because I'm gay. It's because men are better than women. Better trained, better equipped...better. Just better! I'm not gay."

For context, this is the previous verse:

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(October 5, 2015 at 10:27 pm)MTL Wrote:
(October 5, 2015 at 10:19 pm)Catholic_Lady Wrote: Lol yeah I can't explain it myself either, actually. For some reason, #3ing to me is so much more unattractive. Maybe it's the noise it makes and the fact that a really bad smell comes out of you. Poop, on the other hand, just looks cute.

Yet, in the "rule-breaking" thread, you said you'd leave it in a toilet, unflushed;
you must find them cute, indeed!

And apparently, according to the "porn and xtians" thread,
tonight you were heard to have uttered the word "vajay".

...yet number 3 is still beyond the pale, eh?

Lol, I know it doesn't make any sense. I guess I must have fart phobia. 

Ew, I hate that I said that word haha.
"Of course, everyone will claim they respect someone who tries to speak the truth, but in reality, this is a rare quality. Most respect those who speak truths they agree with, and their respect for the speaking only extends as far as their realm of personal agreement. It is less common, almost to the point of becoming a saintly virtue, that someone truly respects and loves the truth seeker, even when their conclusions differ wildly." 

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(July 15, 2015 at 6:59 pm)Catholic_Lady Wrote: So, do you think Jesus was a real person?

No

TL-DR

No one even not even historians have proof of him existing at all or even his birth for that matter. What makes matters worse for the believers
is there is no evidence for even mary of joseph existing either. That being said jesus and his mom and "dad" and their bloodlines never existed to begin with.

But hey you could worship me Big Grin i exist.
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I think Jesus might have existed.
I believe Jesus would have been (in practical terms) an ordinary human being.

I'd like to understand what the basis of so many posts here are claiming that Jesus past existence is an unlikelihood. I remember hearing an argument many years before joining AF, that the name Jesus wasn't in use during the so-called time of Jesus on Earth but couldn't it also be true that it just wasn't a prominent name at that time?

What convincing arguments are there against the existence of Jesus, the human from the bible? I mean Islam preserved over 1400 years of rhetoric and propaganda from the war-convinced prophet Muhammad, why can't we be satisfied with the historical account of Jesus prior to that?
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I chose other. I just honestly don't care if a guy whose name wasn't really Jesus existed a long time ago.
(August 21, 2017 at 11:31 pm)KevinM1 Wrote: "I'm not a troll"
Religious Views: He gay

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If magical Jesus truly existed with all his miraculous powers etc, do you think he had the magic to make his farts smell like pot pouri?
If not why not? He could shit pink marshmallows if he wanted to! Why is there no mention of that in the bible?
Why would he wanted to smell his own BO in the heat of the middle east if he had magic powers?
(I'm sure Boru will come up with some missing scriptures to enlighten us with!) hehe
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I don't see why he couldn't have existed. In fact, makes much more sense given what can be parsimoniously interpreted from the sources we have about what the early Christians believed.
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The zombie jews supposed existence aside, I always get a hearty chuckle when I hear phrase like "But look at how much he suffered...for joo!".

A few things:

1: Many people have suffered worse torment and for longer and on top of all that were children

2: You gotta love the loophole action here,  Be Deity, can do anything, makepeople, can't stop people I made from doing bad things, send myself in ghost form to knock up random lady to have a baby that's either me or my son, kill myself/son in order to create loophole for people so they can still do the bad things but if they are really really sorry and mae a pinky promise to me/myson it's all good.

May FSM forgive the OP's lost soul and unharden her heart.  RAmen  FSM Grin
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Its always possible that Jesus or someone similar to him existed 2000 or something years ago.
Its also possible that if he existed he brought forth new ideas, some of which may of got him killed.
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