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New guy
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New guy
Hello all:

I registered after reading through a few interesting threads.

About me:
Non-theist. Married, living in the Ohio heartland. I've been away from forums like these for a few years, but just when I think I'm out, they pull me back in Wink

Looking forward to reading some great discussions.

Thanks for having me!  FSM Grin
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#2
RE: New guy
Welcome! I can certainly relate to coming and going from forums. I hope you enjoy your time here.

"A wise man ... proportions his belief to the evidence."
— David Hume, An Enquiry Concerning Human Understanding, Section X, Part I.
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#3
RE: New guy
Hey! Fellow Ohioan. Welcome
I can't remember where this verse is from, I think it got removed from canon:

"I don't hang around with mostly men because I'm gay. It's because men are better than women. Better trained, better equipped...better. Just better! I'm not gay."

For context, this is the previous verse:

"Hi Jesus" -robvalue
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#4
New guy
I'm from the Ohio area as well...unfortunately. Welcome!
**Crickets** -- God
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#5
RE: New guy
Did anyone offer this fucker cookies? Get this man some cookies, and beer to wash them down. Cheers
To-morrow, and to-morrow, and to-morrow,
Creeps in this petty pace from day to day,
To the last syllable of recorded time;
And all our yesterdays have lighted fools
The way to dusty death. Out, out, brief candle!
Life's but a walking shadow, a poor player,
That struts and frets his hour upon the stage,
And then is heard no more. It is a tale
Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury,
Signifying nothing.
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#6
RE: New guy
Welcome Smile

(watch out for Lemon's cookies. Don't say I didn't warn you)
Nolite te bastardes carborundorum.
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#7
RE: New guy
*SteelCurtain peeks in

Smells like Ohio in here... Blech!

Welcome
"There remain four irreducible objections to religious faith: that it wholly misrepresents the origins of man and the cosmos, that because of this original error it manages to combine the maximum servility with the maximum of solipsism, that it is both the result and the cause of dangerous sexual repression, and that it is ultimately grounded on wish-thinking." ~Christopher Hitchens, god is not Great

PM me your email address to join the Slack chat! I'll give you a taco(or five) if you join! --->There's an app and everything!<---
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#8
RE: New guy
There's still a good 50/50 chance he's a Squeelers fan...
I can't remember where this verse is from, I think it got removed from canon:

"I don't hang around with mostly men because I'm gay. It's because men are better than women. Better trained, better equipped...better. Just better! I'm not gay."

For context, this is the previous verse:

"Hi Jesus" -robvalue
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#9
RE: New guy
Be sure to barbecue kittens, record the NFL without their permission and rip the tags off of your mattress.
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#10
RE: New guy
Are your eyes bluer than blue ??
 The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it. 




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