Hello everyone! My name is Aidan. I am new and am really excited to be here. I don't usually get a chance to surround myself with people with the same ideas as me, so i am sure it will be fun. Thanks for taking the time to read this!
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Hello Fellow Atheists!
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Be sure to barbecue kittens, record the NFL without their permission and rip the tags off of your mattress.
Welcome aboard.
Welcome!
Fair warning...not everyone here is full of brilliant ideas. There are definitely some god-believers lurking around, though I personally would get bored without them. I'm not ashamed to admit that the main reasons I joined here were that I knew there would be theists misguided enough to join, and I was looking forward to belittling and berating them with general impunity (and perhaps even some community support). Did I mention that Wizards make fuck terrible people?  RE: Hello Fellow Atheists!
July 29, 2015 at 2:09 am
(This post was last modified: July 29, 2015 at 2:09 am by Lucanus.)
Welcome, Aidan!
"Every luxury has a deep price. Every indulgence, a cosmic cost. Each fiber of pleasure you experience causes equivalent pain somewhere else. This is the first law of emodynamics [sic]. Joy can be neither created nor destroyed. The balance of happiness is constant.
Fact: Every time you eat a bite of cake, someone gets horsewhipped. Facter: Every time two people kiss, an orphanage collapses. Factest: Every time a baby is born, an innocent animal is severely mocked for its physical appearance. Don't be a pleasure hog. Your every smile is a dagger. Happiness is murder. Vote "yes" on Proposition 1321. Think of some kids. Some kids." 
Lemonvariable72
Copenhagen School  Religious Views: Its all bullshit to keep you handing money to the usher. (July 29, 2015 at 1:47 am)Shuffle Wrote: Hello everyone! My name is Aidan. I am new and am really excited to be here. I don't usually get a chance to surround myself with people with the same ideas as me, so i am sure it will be fun. Thanks for taking the time to read this! Welcome, fried kitten is served in main dining hall at 11am, with boiled baby daily at 5pm. Also make sure you pla the rock music loud like satan likes.
To-morrow, and to-morrow, and to-morrow,
Creeps in this petty pace from day to day, To the last syllable of recorded time; And all our yesterdays have lighted fools The way to dusty death. Out, out, brief candle! Life's but a walking shadow, a poor player, That struts and frets his hour upon the stage, And then is heard no more. It is a tale Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, Signifying nothing.  
Hey der, shuffle.
I can't remember where this verse is from, I think it got removed from canon:
"I don't hang around with mostly men because I'm gay. It's because men are better than women. Better trained, better equipped...better. Just better! I'm not gay." For context, this is the previous verse: "Hi Jesus" -robvalue 
Wow... I was not expecting so many replies on here so quickly. I guess the community on here is stronger than I initially thought! Thank you so much to everyone that has replied so far and will reply in the future!
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There are lots of really great people here so I'm sure you'll make many friends. This has become a wonderful community for me.
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