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How should I handle being attracted to jackasses?

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How should I handle being attracted to jackasses?
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How should I handle being attracted to jackasses?
July 31, 2015 at 4:46 pm (This post was last modified: July 31, 2015 at 4:47 pm by IanHulett.)
In case you live under a rock with internet access(sarcasm), There's this douche bag by the name of Stephen Anderson who is incredibly homophobic.





Okay. Let's be serious. EVERYBODY here knows this asshole except for a minority of users. We're constantly jumping on this cretin for his bigotry.

So, unfortunately, I find this poor excuse of a human being Aesthetically attractive. I've been hating myself for it ever since he came out in support of the genocide of people with any degree of same sex attraction. Whether it's romantic, sexual or aesthetic. I really wish I didn't find this douche bag attractive in any way. How should I handle finding douche bags in general attractive?
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RE: How should I handle being attracted to jackasses?
July 31, 2015 at 4:51 pm
With that guy I'd suggest fucking him up the ass....and take lots of pictures for his "congregation."
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RE: How should I handle being attracted to jackasses?
July 31, 2015 at 4:52 pm
Cmon, don't hate yourself for it....It's involuntary either way. It's not like you can choose who you're attracted to. Bsides, you said it's aesthetical. So there's nothing about the shitty parts of him you like, just his looks. That's natural.

Don't let it bother you. People can be attractive dipshits you know? But there's nothing wrong with recognizing that they're attractive or that you find them hot. Just how things be.
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RE: How should I handle being attracted to jackasses?
July 31, 2015 at 5:18 pm
Get a head shot of this guy (life size), convince a willing friend to wear it and then fuck away. You'll get over it. Had a sales rep chick at a party do this for me in college, never had another hard on for Farrah Fawcett again.
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RE: How should I handle being attracted to jackasses?
July 31, 2015 at 5:40 pm
(July 31, 2015 at 4:52 pm)Neimenovic Wrote: Cmon, don't hate yourself for it....It's involuntary either way. It's not like you can choose who you're attracted to. Bsides, you said it's aesthetical. So there's nothing about the shitty parts of him you like, just his looks. That's natural.

Don't let it bother you. People can be attractive dipshits you know? But there's nothing wrong with recognizing that they're attractive or that you find them hot. Just how things be.

Exactly.  A lot of straight guys find Sarah Palin physically attractive, but that does not mean that they are all sufficiently brain dead to actually want her.

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RE: How should I handle being attracted to jackasses?
July 31, 2015 at 5:42 pm
I just wouldn't worry about it. There are lots of sexy asshats out there. And in his case you are unlikely to have a chance at a relationship with him anyway. But should be bend-over in a men's room near you, get out your camera.
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RE: How should I handle being attracted to jackasses?
July 31, 2015 at 5:45 pm
I objectivise hot straight guys in all manner of noxious and odious pursuits. Hell, half the redneck sons of bitches in the klan I'd fuck in the ass, and fist if they begged.

And I bet some WOULD beg.
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