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The Heathen Arrives
#11
RE: The Heathen Arrives
Welcome! Smile
"Every luxury has a deep price. Every indulgence, a cosmic cost. Each fiber of pleasure you experience causes equivalent pain somewhere else. This is the first law of emodynamics [sic]. Joy can be neither created nor destroyed. The balance of happiness is constant.

Fact: Every time you eat a bite of cake, someone gets horsewhipped.

Facter: Every time two people kiss, an orphanage collapses.

Factest: Every time a baby is born, an innocent animal is severely mocked for its physical appearance. Don't be a pleasure hog. Your every smile is a dagger. Happiness is murder.

Vote "yes" on Proposition 1321. Think of some kids. Some kids."
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#12
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Degen, are you on semi rural or something?
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.
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#13
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More Aussies are good....keeps the board going during the overnight hours.  Whatever happened to Kichi and Zen Badger?
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#14
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Hello and welcome! I hope you enjoy your stay.

"A wise man ... proportions his belief to the evidence."
— David Hume, An Enquiry Concerning Human Understanding, Section X, Part I.
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#15
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Howdy from Texas and welcome aboard.
You make people miserable and there's nothing they can do about it, just like god.
-- Homer Simpson

God has no place within these walls, just as facts have no place within organized religion.
-- Superintendent Chalmers

Science is like a blabbermouth who ruins a movie by telling you how it ends. There are some things we don't want to know. Important things.
-- Ned Flanders

Once something's been approved by the government, it's no longer immoral.
-- The Rev Lovejoy
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#16
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Hello, fellow heathen. It's great that your whole family has gotten of the crazy train of the Pentacostal church. This is a great board.  There some occasional gibberish here, but no speaking in tongues! Look forward to reading your posts.
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#17
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I hope you also like shallow exchanges of little consequence; we'll get along fine. Smile

Welcome Degen!
I can't remember where this verse is from, I think it got removed from canon:

"I don't hang around with mostly men because I'm gay. It's because men are better than women. Better trained, better equipped...better. Just better! I'm not gay."

For context, this is the previous verse:

"Hi Jesus" -robvalue
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#18
RE: The Heathen Arrives
Hey there. Welcome. Smile
Anti-intellectualism has been a constant thread winding its way through our political and cultural life, nurtured by the false notion that democracy means that 'my ignorance is just as good as your knowledge.' -Isaac Asimov-
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#19
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Had some friends long ago in Busseleton/Freemantle area.

Welcome to AF !!
 The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it. 




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