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Fucking Japs Can't Catch A Break
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http://www.rawstory.com/2015/08/japan-au...wer-plant/
Quote:Japan authorities fear eruption of volcano near Sendai nuclear power plant Perhaps they should stop with the nuclear power plants, already?
Between earthquakes, tidal waves and volcanoes what else can happen to the poor bastards?
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Terrorists?
Chinese invasion?
Hepatitis?
meh, that was anticlimactic
"Every luxury has a deep price. Every indulgence, a cosmic cost. Each fiber of pleasure you experience causes equivalent pain somewhere else. This is the first law of emodynamics [sic]. Joy can be neither created nor destroyed. The balance of happiness is constant.
Fact: Every time you eat a bite of cake, someone gets horsewhipped. Facter: Every time two people kiss, an orphanage collapses. Factest: Every time a baby is born, an innocent animal is severely mocked for its physical appearance. Don't be a pleasure hog. Your every smile is a dagger. Happiness is murder. Vote "yes" on Proposition 1321. Think of some kids. Some kids." 
Donald Trump becomes Prime Minister?
North Korea fucks with them
The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it.
President Mike Huckabee (or Santorum) decides they aren't happy with the conclusion of WWII and resumes hostilities.
The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it.
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