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The worst candy ever
August 16, 2015 at 9:32 pm
A family member dropped off a plastic grocery bag full of candy at my house. I will admit to being more than a little excited. I open it up and find 4 bags of so-called candy.
spearmint slices (just like orange slices, but toothpaste-flavored)
red and white peppermints
green and white peppermints
butterscotch
I don't mean to look a gift horse in the mouth, but seriously, what the hell? This candy will remain in my house forever, unless I pass it on to someone I don't like. Or some very sweet elderly folks. I'm wondering what sort of so-called treats are likely to remain in other's homes, untouched for all of eternity? Or until an apocalyptic event of some kind?
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RE: The worst candy ever
August 16, 2015 at 9:47 pm
(This post was last modified: August 16, 2015 at 9:48 pm by Exian.)
There are a few different flavors I don't go for, but I always begrudgingly eat them. Like candy corn- always the last remaining candy in my kid's Halloween haul, but we eat it over a long period of time, prolonging our bad experience. Meanwhile, the awesome candy is a distant memory. Haha It's all backwards. After Easter there a lot of peeps and Cadbury eggs left. Not a big fan, but we get to them eventually.
These; however,...
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are gone in seconds.
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RE: The worst candy ever
August 16, 2015 at 11:00 pm
I like almonds.
I like coconut.
I HATE Almond Joy.
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RE: The worst candy ever
August 16, 2015 at 11:35 pm
Blasphemy. Mounds are a gift from Jibbers.
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