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Things to say during sex
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Things to say during sex
September 5, 2012 at 4:42 pm (This post was last modified: September 5, 2012 at 4:42 pm by Napoléon.)
Lol just found this cool picture


What's the funniest things to say during sex?
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RE: Things to say during sex
September 5, 2012 at 4:44 pm
"What's that open sore?"
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RE: Things to say during sex
September 5, 2012 at 4:48 pm
Lol, lovely.

My personal favourite is: "Auto-Bots Transform!" when changing sex positions.
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RE: Things to say during sex
September 5, 2012 at 4:50 pm
(September 5, 2012 at 4:48 pm)Napoléon Wrote: Lol, lovely.

My personal favourite is: "Auto-Bots Transform!" when changing sex positions.

Get many second dates after that?

"Is it supposed to be this loose?"
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RE: Things to say during sex
September 5, 2012 at 4:51 pm
(September 5, 2012 at 4:50 pm)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote: Get many second dates after that?

What is this "second date" you speak of?
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RE: Things to say during sex
September 5, 2012 at 4:54 pm
"But my cat always sleeps on that pillow"

"OW! Apparently the last dude in left his keys."
If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world. - J.R.R Tolkien
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RE: Things to say during sex
September 5, 2012 at 5:59 pm
I remember seeing a thread like this before. A cool picture, nonetheless.

http://atheistforums.org/thread-11028.html
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Re: Things to say during sex
September 5, 2012 at 6:02 pm
Is it in?

Not so funny for him.
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RE: Things to say during sex
September 5, 2012 at 6:03 pm (This post was last modified: September 5, 2012 at 6:04 pm by The Grand Nudger.)
Is it your turn to change that diaper or mine? I think I'm gonna go play some LoL. Hey, your dad called earlier...
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RE: Things to say during sex
September 5, 2012 at 6:07 pm
(September 5, 2012 at 5:59 pm)Rayaan Wrote: I remember seeing a thread like this before.

Yes and I believe I commented in it.

However necroposting is frowned upon 'round these parts.
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