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New atheist creed
August 25, 2015 at 9:00 am
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I call it the "Aractus Creed". 
Aractus Wrote:We believe in the prophet, our apostolic father, Charles Darwin;
Creator of wonder, evolutionary biology, and wonder;
We follow the teachings of the great holy book “Origin of Species”;
We follow the guidance of his disciplinary descendant, Richard Dawkins;
Towards truth, wisdom, discovery, and wonder;
Even though sometimes he can be a giant douche;
We believe in his ways of inductive reasoning and the holy scientific method;
We believe in his teachings written down in the academic journals of Science, Nature, and the Journal of Theoretical Biology;
We believe in the pursuit of Power, Wealth, Wisdom, Knowledge, Happiness, Health, Development, Advancement, and Progress;
We acknowledge the inspired work of secularists;
We strive each day to understand their teaching;
We believe that the Christian god isn’t really real;
And that when we die we don’t go anywhere we just rot in the ground.
For Religion & Health see:[/b][/size] Williams & Sternthal. (2007). Spirituality, religion and health: Evidence and research directions. Med. J. Aust., 186(10), S47-S50. -LINK
The WIN/Gallup End of Year Survey 2013 found the US was perceived to be the greatest threat to world peace by a huge margin, with 24% of respondents fearful of the US followed by: 8% for Pakistan, and 6% for China. This was followed by 5% each for: Afghanistan, Iran, Israel, North Korea. -LINK
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RE: New atheist creed
August 25, 2015 at 9:18 am
Creeds reek of religion.
And Dawkins is a prick -_-
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RE: New atheist creed
August 25, 2015 at 9:24 am
Nah mate.
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RE: New atheist creed
August 25, 2015 at 9:25 am
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(August 25, 2015 at 9:18 am)Neimenovic Wrote: Creeds reek of religion.
And Dawkins is a prick -_-
I have made a change that I think will address your concern, thank you brother.
For Religion & Health see:[/b][/size] Williams & Sternthal. (2007). Spirituality, religion and health: Evidence and research directions. Med. J. Aust., 186(10), S47-S50. -LINK
The WIN/Gallup End of Year Survey 2013 found the US was perceived to be the greatest threat to world peace by a huge margin, with 24% of respondents fearful of the US followed by: 8% for Pakistan, and 6% for China. This was followed by 5% each for: Afghanistan, Iran, Israel, North Korea. -LINK
"That's disgusting. There were clean athletes out there that have had their whole careers ruined by people like Lance Armstrong who just bended thoughts to fit their circumstances. He didn't look up cheating because he wanted to stop, he wanted to justify what he was doing and to keep that continuing on." - Nicole Cooke
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RE: New atheist creed
August 25, 2015 at 9:52 am
hmm, what miracles did your deity perform?
Quote:To know yet to think that one does not know is best; Not to know yet to think that one knows will lead to difficulty.
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RE: New atheist creed
August 25, 2015 at 10:13 am
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They provide their signs through science.
For Religion & Health see:[/b][/size] Williams & Sternthal. (2007). Spirituality, religion and health: Evidence and research directions. Med. J. Aust., 186(10), S47-S50. -LINK
The WIN/Gallup End of Year Survey 2013 found the US was perceived to be the greatest threat to world peace by a huge margin, with 24% of respondents fearful of the US followed by: 8% for Pakistan, and 6% for China. This was followed by 5% each for: Afghanistan, Iran, Israel, North Korea. -LINK
"That's disgusting. There were clean athletes out there that have had their whole careers ruined by people like Lance Armstrong who just bended thoughts to fit their circumstances. He didn't look up cheating because he wanted to stop, he wanted to justify what he was doing and to keep that continuing on." - Nicole Cooke
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RE: New atheist creed
August 25, 2015 at 10:20 am
Ugh. What is this obsession people have with ascribing so much baggage with a fairly simple term.
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RE: New atheist creed
August 25, 2015 at 10:48 am
Please tell me the OP is intended to be satire.
If there is a god, I want to believe that there is a god. If there is not a god, I want to believe that there is no god.
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RE: New atheist creed
August 25, 2015 at 11:01 am
(August 25, 2015 at 10:48 am)Jenny A Wrote: Please tell me the OP is intended to be satire.
Yeah, I mean, you are kidding right?
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RE: New atheist creed
August 25, 2015 at 11:24 am
What are you guys talking about? I stood at my computer and saluted.
I don't have an anger problem, I have an idiot problem.
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