(August 25, 2015 at 10:48 am)Jenny A Wrote: Please tell me the OP is intended to be satire.
It's called the "Aractus Creed" for a reason.
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 It's called the "Aractus Creed" for a reason. 
I guess the OP is tongue in cheek. But I'm certainly not defining myself over atheism. That's probably the least important part of what I am.
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 Quote:We believe in the prophet, our apostolic father, Charles Darwin; We don't have to "believe" in Darwin, dumbass. See...he wrote his own book, unlike your silly godboy. 
Uh, did you hop the fence again, Aractus?
I can't remember where this verse is from, I think it got removed from canon:
"I don't hang around with mostly men because I'm gay. It's because men are better than women. Better trained, better equipped...better. Just better! I'm not gay." For context, this is the previous verse: "Hi Jesus" -robvalue 
Well we have a creed now so the next step is to get some hymns and art.
http://youtu.be/wogta8alHiU (August 25, 2015 at 10:48 am)Jenny A Wrote: Please tell me the OP is intended to be satire. Whatever do you mean, don't you like the creed? 
For Religion & Health see:[/b][/size] Williams & Sternthal. (2007). Spirituality, religion and health: Evidence and research directions. Med. J. Aust., 186(10), S47-S50. -LINK
The WIN/Gallup End of Year Survey 2013 found the US was perceived to be the greatest threat to world peace by a huge margin, with 24% of respondents fearful of the US followed by: 8% for Pakistan, and 6% for China. This was followed by 5% each for: Afghanistan, Iran, Israel, North Korea. -LINK "That's disgusting. There were clean athletes out there that have had their whole careers ruined by people like Lance Armstrong who just bended thoughts to fit their circumstances. He didn't look up cheating because he wanted to stop, he wanted to justify what he was doing and to keep that continuing on." - Nicole Cooke 
Is there a reason we need a creed that nobody told me?
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
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