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How Long Will Christians Wait for the End Time to Come?
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RE: How Long Will Christians Wait for the End Time to Come?
(August 28, 2015 at 8:25 pm)professor Wrote: No Iro,  actually I don't think I have predicted anything this year, and if nothing happens you can throw a party.
But if it does, you need to re-think what you consider reality and truth.

I have no intention to see a shrink, I am probably past the life expectancy of most of them anyway,
they likely should be seeing me.

As a Psychologist, I'm curious...what is my life expectancy?
I reject your reality and substitute my own!
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#32
RE: How Long Will Christians Wait for the End Time to Come?
(August 28, 2015 at 8:28 pm)Spooky Wrote: As a Psychologist, I'm curious...what is my life expectancy?

Any professional opinions on the prof's condition?
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(August 28, 2015 at 8:34 pm)abaris Wrote:
(August 28, 2015 at 8:28 pm)Spooky Wrote: As a Psychologist, I'm curious...what is my life expectancy?

Any professional opinions on the prof's condition?

I only have the degree, unfortunately, not the license at the moment.

The word "Guano" comes to mind.
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#34
RE: How Long Will Christians Wait for the End Time to Come?
(August 28, 2015 at 8:35 pm)Spooky Wrote: The word "Guano" comes to mind.

I had to look that up. But even without a degree, I can come to the same conclusion.
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#35
RE: How Long Will Christians Wait for the End Time to Come?
Guano was quite valuable at one time (don't know about now).
Years ago I read a rather dismal report on the life expectancy for psychologists and doctors.
Don't remember what it said, but I will be 70 in 14 months.
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#36
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And I wish you many more years. Hopefully sound of body and mind.

Gosh, you were an adolescent in the 60ies. How did you manage to turn out that way? I was only a child and did take much more from that decade.
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(August 28, 2015 at 4:58 pm)professor Wrote: Correction Rhonda, Jesus stated the generation SEEING the signs He spoke of would not pass away.

Biblicaly the last days are the last 2 0r 3 millenniums. A play on "A day with the lord is AS a thousand years".

Day 7 will be here on the 23rd of September.

Pay no attention to the exponential earthquake chart, forget the volcanoes (now numbering 52?).
You were not told by the media of the mass bird, fish and animal die-offs? Wonder why?
Didn't see the water in various places turn blood red?

Pay no attention to the facilitating of Iran's nuke program by O.
Pay no attention to the New World Order, FEMA camps, UFOs Jade Helm ("Mastering the Human domain"logo) .

I'll find a spot in my calendar for it.

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#38
RE: How Long Will Christians Wait for the End Time to Come?
Re the OP: They'll probably wait for the end times until their theology improves enough for them to realize that heaven and hell are states of mind which only exist for minds in living brains.

If or when the earth dies or manages to shake off its virulent human infection, it won't have anything to do with religion.
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RE: How Long Will Christians Wait for the End Time to Come?
(August 28, 2015 at 8:58 pm)abaris Wrote: Gosh, you were an adolescent in the 60ies. How did you manage to turn out that way?

I'll take "Acid Casualty" for $500.
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(August 28, 2015 at 9:18 pm)Whateverist the White Wrote: Re the OP:  They'll probably wait for the end times until their theology improves enough for them to realize that heaven and hell are states of mind which only exist for minds in living brains.  

If or when the earth dies or manages to shake off its virulent human infection, it won't have anything to do with religion.

They wait for the end of times until their individual biological end of times arrives.

And it may sound callous, but I wholeheartedly subscribe to the second part of your post.
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