Problems With The Bible Pt 9 - Sampson

[vorlon13]

ARTIST: Julie Brown
TITLE: I Like Them Big and Stupid
Lyrics


When I need somethin' to help me unwind
I find a six foot baby with a one track mind
Smart guys are nowhere, they make demands
Give me a moron with talented hands
I go bar-hopping and they say last call
I start shopping for a Neanderthal

The bigger they come the harder I fall
In love 'til we're done then they're out in the hall

{Refrain}
I like 'em big and stupid
I like 'em big and real dumb
I like 'em big and stupid

What kind of guy does a lot for me
A Superman with a lobotomy
My fathers outa Harvard
My brothers outa Yale
But the guy I took home last night
Just got outa jail

The way he grabbed and threw me, ooh it really got me hot
But the way he growled and bit me, I hope he had his shots

The bigger they are the harder they'll work
I got a soft spot for a good lookin' jerk

{Refrain}

I met a guy, who drives a truck
He can't tell time but he sure can drive
I asked his name and he had to think
Could I have found the missing link
He's so stupid you know what he said
Well I forgot what he said, 'cause it was so stupid

The bigger they come the harder I fall
In love 'til we're done then they're out in the hall

{Refrain}

I like 'em big and real dumb
I like 'em big and

[brian1570]

Nice video! Thank you

I'm confused about what the story is supposed to teach us. Keep bitches away from your hair? God doesn't keep his word?

Good job!

It's a story about believing and obeying and the First Commandment in Exodus 34:10-16.

All of the Old Testament stories are based on the Ten Commandments found in Exodus chapter 34 and the results of not believing and not obeying.

wait i don't get it. so he didn't follow a commandment(which was the word of god). so he asks god for his powers back and god was like...lol ok. which begs the question why the fuckkk would god give someone that kind of power? and then do it again after he abuses it??? which obviously never happened but lets just indulge the bullshit for a second.

[vorlon13]

We hung out a lot.


He was like a blind person, you know?


They can't see, but they hear real well.


Matt couldn't think at all, but he looked great.


It's survival.


Cute, stupid people survive, have lots of cute, stupid babies who also survive.


It was like watching evolution at work...


as long as you reproduced.

[Justtristo]

Samson (the son of Yahweh which is implied in Judges 13) could very well be no less than a copy of Hercules, the son of Zeus.

Are you trying to say that some of the stories in the bible are plagiarized rip offs of pagan myths that came long before the bible was written?  You and your conspiracy theories 

Actually pretty much all the stories in the Old Testament were originally Canaanite, Mesopotamian, Egyptian and Greek myths.

[robvalue]

God

IQ: 20
Strength: 99
Sexism: 100
Slaughter factor: 100
Role model: -100

[TheRocketSurgeon]

God


Strength: 99

You took off a point for the iron chariots thing, didn't you?

[robvalue]

Yup

I always wear iron underpants, to keep god off my ass.

[Wyrd of Gawd]

It's a story about believing and obeying and the First Commandment in Exodus 34:10-16.

All of the Old Testament stories are based on the Ten Commandments found in Exodus chapter 34 and the results of not believing and not obeying.

wait i don't get it. so he didn't follow a commandment(which was the word of god). so he asks god for his powers back and god was like...lol ok. which begs the question why the fuckkk would god give someone that kind of power? and then do it again after he abuses it??? which obviously never happened but lets just indulge the bullshit for a second.

The story also illustrates the principle that God will have mercy on who he wants to have mercy on.
Romans 9:14-16 (NKJV) = https://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?se...rsion=NKJV
14 What shall we say then? Is there unrighteousness with God? Certainly not! 15 For He says to Moses, “I will have mercy on whomever I will have mercy, and I will have compassion on whomever I will have compassion.” 16 So then it is not of him who wills, nor of him who runs, but of God who shows mercy.

It also shows the application of Psalm 9:13-14 in practice:
"13 Have mercy on me, O Lord!
Consider my trouble from those who hate me,
You who lift me up from the gates of death,
14 That I may tell of all Your praise
In the gates of the daughter of Zion.
I will rejoice in Your salvation."
https://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?se...rsion=NKJV