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Water
August 14, 2018 at 4:06 am
(This post was last modified: August 14, 2018 at 4:07 am by Haipule.)
So, I'm reading a study by a man from Japan who wrote words on jars of water and then dropped this water onto a plate and froze them to analize the subsequent crystal structures.
It's all there, on the internet, for you to look at. The most amazing crystalline forms are compassion and sympathy.
I took that experiment a bit further and wrote the word, "Hair" on my water bottle. Just all admit, right here, that my hair is amazing!
So, I took this experiment a bit further and wrote on my beer bottles, "Lose Weight". Well damned it didn't work! Losing weight by drinking beer? Can I get a high five for that?
So I took the experiment just a bit further and wrote on my whisky bottle, "Big Dick". But I had to quit drinking it...because every time I drank it...I turned into a MAJOR FUCKIN' PRICK!
My girlfriend thinks I'm a stalker. Well...she's not my girlfriend "yet".
I discovered a new vitamin that fights cancer. I call it ...B9
I also invented a diet pill. It works great but had to quit taking it because of the side effects. Turns out my penis is larger and my hair grew back. And whoa! If you think my hair is nice!
When does size truly matter? When it's TOO big!
I'm currently working on a new pill I call "Destenze". However...now my shoes don't fit.
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RE: Water
August 14, 2018 at 7:00 am
Some transitions require incredibly discriminating instruments.
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RE: Water
August 14, 2018 at 12:55 pm
(August 14, 2018 at 7:00 am)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: Some transitions require incredibly discriminating instruments.
What is happening?
You can fix ignorance, you can't fix stupid.
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RE: Water
August 14, 2018 at 2:31 pm
What are your thoughts on rock crushers?
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RE: Water
August 14, 2018 at 6:36 pm
(August 14, 2018 at 4:06 am)Haipule Wrote: So, I'm reading a study by a man from Japan who wrote words on jars of water and then dropped this water onto a plate and froze them to analize the subsequent crystal structures.
It's all there, on the internet, for you to look at. The most amazing crystalline forms are compassion and sympathy.
I took that experiment a bit further and wrote the word, "Hair" on my water bottle. Just all admit, right here, that my hair is amazing!
So, I took this experiment a bit further and wrote on my beer bottles, "Lose Weight". Well damned it didn't work! Losing weight by drinking beer? Can I get a high five for that?
So I took the experiment just a bit further and wrote on my whisky bottle, "Big Dick". But I had to quit drinking it...because every time I drank it...I turned into a MAJOR FUCKIN' PRICK!
Either you're on drugs or you should be.
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‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
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RE: Water
August 15, 2018 at 12:43 am
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Humour
noun
1. the quality of being amusing or comic, especially as expressed in literature or speech.
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At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: Water
August 15, 2018 at 7:45 am
I like Haipule's sense of humour.
You don't have to have the same beliefs as someone to be able to have a laugh with them, in my opinion.
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RE: Water
August 18, 2018 at 11:45 pm
(August 15, 2018 at 7:45 am)Little lunch Wrote: I like Haipule's sense of humour.
You don't have to have the same beliefs as someone to be able to have a laugh with them, in my opinion.
So glad you had a laugh friend! Actually, I can't stop laughing! That joke is so ridiculously absurd on many levels! It's truly one of my best!
My girlfriend thinks I'm a stalker. Well...she's not my girlfriend "yet".
I discovered a new vitamin that fights cancer. I call it ...B9
I also invented a diet pill. It works great but had to quit taking it because of the side effects. Turns out my penis is larger and my hair grew back. And whoa! If you think my hair is nice!
When does size truly matter? When it's TOO big!
I'm currently working on a new pill I call "Destenze". However...now my shoes don't fit.
