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Paradoxes!
September 10, 2015 at 4:32 am
(This post was last modified: September 10, 2015 at 4:46 am by ignoramus.)
I see said the blind man as he picked up his hammer and saw
The mute man picked up his wheel and spoke
The deaf man moved his cattle and herd
The anosmian man wen to his forge and smelt
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And my personal favourite:
If God is Omni-everything
Why can't he do Omni-anything!
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.
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RE: Paradoxes!
September 10, 2015 at 6:14 am
Becouse he Omni-doesn't exist
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RE: Paradoxes!
September 10, 2015 at 7:37 am
Take off your pants and jacket.
I can't remember where this verse is from, I think it got removed from canon:
"I don't hang around with mostly men because I'm gay. It's because men are better than women. Better trained, better equipped...better. Just better! I'm not gay."
For context, this is the previous verse:
"Hi Jesus" -robvalue
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RE: Paradoxes!
September 10, 2015 at 7:40 am
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Crisps have to drive cars unless they are walkers.
People convince themselves they can read minds. It's telepathetic.
I can do some disgusting things with a teaspoon that don't involve tea at all.
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RE: Paradoxes!
September 10, 2015 at 7:48 am
People drive in parkways and park in driveways!
The fool hath said in his heart, There is a God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
Psalm 14, KJV revised edition
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RE: Paradoxes!
September 10, 2015 at 9:01 am
Upon arriving at the day care center, the mom discovered her child to be missing
The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it.
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RE: Paradoxes!
September 10, 2015 at 9:40 am
I bet you a hundred bucks I can go without gambling the longest!
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RE: Paradoxes!
September 10, 2015 at 10:12 am
I'm the best at being humble.
Flammable and inflammable mean exactly the same thing.
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RE: Paradoxes!
September 10, 2015 at 10:32 am
Fast is speedy, but to be stuck fast is to be absolutely still.
Still waters run deep. But how can they both run and be still?
Practically every county has a prominently signed hidden valley.
Block busters are successful, bombs are not.
If there is a god, I want to believe that there is a god. If there is not a god, I want to believe that there is no god.
