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 RE: Try not to laugh
September 10, 2015 at 7:39 pm
(This post was last modified: September 10, 2015 at 8:04 pm by ignoramus.)
Jim here, from the preservation of dignity of crippled pigs and farting hippos.
You are hereby reported to the ombudsman under bylaws 12C, section 7 and shall be fined $180, or $18/kilo, whichever is greater.
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.  
Being told you're delusional does not necessarily mean you're mental.
  (September 10, 2015 at 8:15 pm)Napoléon Wrote: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wRRsXxE1KVY Oh my Dog I laughed so hard!
A Christian told me: if you were saved you cant lose your salvation. you're sealed with the Holy Ghost
I replied: Can I refuse? Because I find the entire concept of vicarious blood sacrifice atonement to be morally abhorrent, the concept of holding flawed creatures permanently accountable for social misbehaviors and thought crimes to be morally abhorrent, and the concept of calling something "free" when it comes with the strings of subjugation and obedience perhaps the most morally abhorrent of all... and that's without even going into the history of justifying genocide, slavery, rape, misogyny, religious intolerance, and suppression of free speech which has been attributed by your own scriptures to your deity. I want a refund. I would burn happily rather than serve the monster you profess to love. 
LastPoet
 Leader of the gang of jerkoffs(tm)  Religious Views: L'Uomo verrà portato dalla sua creazione RE: Try not to laugh
September 11, 2015 at 3:13 am
(This post was last modified: September 11, 2015 at 3:36 am by LastPoet.)
Wait, the old woman was hitting him with a bible? Is this some new kind of evangelization?
I'm not sure if it'll work, but this one killed me:
https://www.facebook.com/therealadamsavage/videos/vb.1009761719037011/1069346513078531/?type=2&theater If someone knows how to find this video elsewhere and post it in video form, please do. So awesome. Love Adam Savage. [url=https://www.facebook.com/therealadamsavage/videos/vb.1009761719037011/1069346513078531/?type=2&theater][/url]
A Christian told me: if you were saved you cant lose your salvation. you're sealed with the Holy Ghost
I replied: Can I refuse? Because I find the entire concept of vicarious blood sacrifice atonement to be morally abhorrent, the concept of holding flawed creatures permanently accountable for social misbehaviors and thought crimes to be morally abhorrent, and the concept of calling something "free" when it comes with the strings of subjugation and obedience perhaps the most morally abhorrent of all... and that's without even going into the history of justifying genocide, slavery, rape, misogyny, religious intolerance, and suppression of free speech which has been attributed by your own scriptures to your deity. I want a refund. I would burn happily rather than serve the monster you profess to love. |
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