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Man pisses on fellow passengers
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Man pisses on fellow passengers
September 14, 2015 at 7:45 pm
I wasn't sure if I should post this in humopr or here. I read this story in one of our more tabloid daylies and did a check if it was true. How the hell do you accidentally piss on your fellow passengers on a flight? I certainly hope to never be in that kind of predicament.

Quote:But about 30 minutes before it landed, he stood up and started urinating between the two seats in front of him and onto passengers. He then lost his balance and fell backwards, “causing him to […] urinate upwards which got on the passengers and seats next to him as well as some other passenger's personal belongings”, according to police.

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/...99048.html
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RE: Man pisses on fellow passengers
September 14, 2015 at 7:47 pm
Hey, when you've gotta go, you've gotta go.
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RE: Man pisses on fellow passengers
September 14, 2015 at 7:57 pm
So . . .

is he handsome ??
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RE: Man pisses on fellow passengers
September 14, 2015 at 8:42 pm
Quote:How the hell do you accidentally piss on your fellow passengers on a flight?

Does the airline charge to use the bathroom?
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RE: Man pisses on fellow passengers
September 14, 2015 at 8:51 pm (This post was last modified: September 14, 2015 at 8:51 pm by rado84.)
Ha, he was lucky he wasn't on a Bulgarian flight or he would have been beaten by the passengers first and then finished by the cops on his way to the PD and later on beaten up in the PD once more - just for kicks. Basically, he would have gotten so much beating that he would never think about public pissing (or even shitting) again. [Image: lol.gif]
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RE: Man pisses on fellow passengers
September 14, 2015 at 9:00 pm
(September 14, 2015 at 7:57 pm)vorlon13 Wrote: So . . .

is he handsome ??

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RE: Man pisses on fellow passengers
September 14, 2015 at 10:16 pm
Um....
ok.

So like, was he drunk? Narcoleptic? How do you piss on a bunch of people and then fall right back asleep? lol
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RE: Man pisses on fellow passengers
September 14, 2015 at 10:19 pm
Hahaha god dammit, Vorlon!
I can't remember where this verse is from, I think it got removed from canon:

"I don't hang around with mostly men because I'm gay. It's because men are better than women. Better trained, better equipped...better. Just better! I'm not gay."

For context, this is the previous verse:

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RE: Man pisses on fellow passengers
September 15, 2015 at 1:34 am
(September 14, 2015 at 10:19 pm)Exian Wrote: Hahaha god dammit, Vorlon!


I just experience a completely different reality than the rest of you . . .

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RE: Man pisses on fellow passengers
September 15, 2015 at 2:14 am
(September 15, 2015 at 1:34 am)vorlon13 Wrote:
(September 14, 2015 at 10:19 pm)Exian Wrote: Hahaha god dammit, Vorlon!


I just experience a completely different reality than the rest of you . . .

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