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Raising GODLY children
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Raising GODLY children
I'm sure everyone on here knows about this site, but I still like to visit it to laugh (then cry in despair for humanity):
http://objectiveministries.org/kidz/

Bringing kids quality content like this:




Steering them clear of "danger" with helpful warnings
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Kids raised with these strong Christian values will eventually grow up to be like this:
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Scary that anyone could fall for such absurd shit yet we have examples right on this board of alleged adults who are as stupid as that web site proposes.

"Oh...jesus this.....jesus that...."  Fuck jesus.
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RE: Raising GODLY children
Please.....xtians....leave your fucking kids be ._.
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"Very advanced witnessing techniques are needed for these grouches. Let the adults handle them."

Translation: Atheists won't fall for bullshit, and we're afraid they'll make you see through our garbage.
Even if the open windows of science at first make us shiver after the cozy indoor warmth of traditional humanizing myths, in the end the fresh air brings vigor, and the great spaces have a splendor of their own - Bertrand Russell
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The sheep vid feels like/is mind control. Made me shudder. And they say they are not cults.
Being told you're delusional does not necessarily mean you're mental. 
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Anyone who refers to their crowd as sheep and doesn't mean it as an insult is not to be trusted
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(September 15, 2015 at 12:20 pm)Faith No More Wrote: "Very advanced witnessing techniques are needed for these grouches.  Let the adults handle them."

Translation:  Atheists won't fall for bullshit, and we're afraid they'll make you see through our garbage.
Wonder what Vorlon has to say about potential "handling"?
Being told you're delusional does not necessarily mean you're mental. 
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" I need not a shepherd for I am not a sheep"

I am really unclear WHY anyone would WANT to be a sheep?
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Hey, hey, hey. Look at the web site and tell me if you find anything hilarious about the "Ruby Luvs Lambuel" section. The "Creation Science Fun Facts" is also a hoot! Promotes incest. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Have to tell my sister shes not safe yet!
Being told you're delusional does not necessarily mean you're mental. 
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RE: Raising GODLY children
(September 15, 2015 at 12:55 pm)MentalGiant Wrote: " I need not a shepherd for I am not a sheep"

I am really unclear WHY anyone would WANT to be a sheep?

Sheep love being sheep.  It's all they know.

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