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Christian Psychopath
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Christian Psychopath
Let's say I wanted to be a Psychopath for Halloween, or simply freak people out by pretending to go insane. Maybe a Psychopath with a God Complex.
What would be some good Bible Verses to Memorize for that?
Something about Not a Scrap of Flesh left behind or Penalties would be great.
Maybe this?
"Now therefore, kill every male among the little ones, and kill every woman who has known man intimately. But all the girls who have not known man intimately, spare for yourselves." -Numbers 31:17-18
Another would be
"And I shall make them eat the flesh of their sons and the flesh of their daughters. And all shall eat the flesh of their neighbors in the siege, and in the distress with which their enemies and those who seek their life afflict them." -Jeremiah 19:9.
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#2
RE: Christian Psychopath
'Dashing your little ones against stones' has a halloweeny feel.
 The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it. 




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#3
RE: Christian Psychopath
Just mumble over and over 'into the lake of fiiiaare...lake of fiiiaaare...'
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#4
RE: Christian Psychopath
Yep: Lake of fire.

Most all the lastly spookie images in Western culture are Christian godly. And unreal.

Scandinavians have ungodly prechristian undead.
If there is a god, I want to believe that there is a god.  If there is not a god, I want to believe that there is no god.
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RE: Christian Psychopath
Anything from Revelation. Be warned, though, that people may think you're a stoner and get you arrested.
Dying to live, living to die.
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RE: Christian Psychopath
(September 16, 2015 at 10:18 pm)Shining_Finger Wrote: Let's say I wanted to be a Psychopath for Halloween,...

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RE: Christian Psychopath
Christian Psychopath?

I'd recommend a Pat Robertson or Jerry Fallwell costume. If you really want to go for terrifying though, I'd recommend Huckabee with a button that says 45th President.
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#8
RE: Christian Psychopath
Just dress up as Carrie's mom!

http://youtu.be/12wHDwNXBL0
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RE: Christian Psychopath
Being a Christian Psychopath is pretty easy.

1) Someone tells you the bible is the word of god and you should do what it says.

2) Believe them.
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RE: Christian Psychopath
Lol, a little too realistic.
I want to be less offensive and parody-ing, and more SAO themed. Maybe similar to Death Gun saying some bible verses.

Or maybe just Slasher Costume while saying Bible Verses.
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