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RE: All the ways we can ruin sex
September 21, 2015 at 11:12 pm
(September 21, 2015 at 10:42 pm)Losty Wrote: (September 21, 2015 at 10:10 pm)KUSA Wrote: To ruin the sex you can give her a Shitty Titty.
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.ph...itty+titty
Meh you're still not trying hard enough.
What about a South Hampton Butterfinger?
Vorlon I think that one just might even make you cringe 
The Alabama Hot pocket.
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RE: All the ways we can ruin sex
September 21, 2015 at 11:14 pm
That's pretty nasty
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RE: All the ways we can ruin sex
September 21, 2015 at 11:27 pm
(September 21, 2015 at 11:14 pm)Losty Wrote: That's pretty nasty
Reminds me of how we used to trade jokes about shit like this in high school. Good times.
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RE: All the ways we can ruin sex
September 21, 2015 at 11:39 pm
I still think the butterfinger is worse. Just thinking about from there to that and then in the mouth before on the face. It makes me feel very queazy.
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RE: All the ways we can ruin sex
September 21, 2015 at 11:40 pm
(September 21, 2015 at 11:39 pm)Losty Wrote: I still think the butterfinger is worse. Just thinking about from there to that and then in the mouth before on the face. It makes me feel very queazy.
We called it the rusty fish hook.
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RE: All the ways we can ruin sex
September 23, 2015 at 12:57 am
Slurping up the clearly infected waters of the Redshit River of Fistula.
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RE: All the ways we can ruin sex
September 23, 2015 at 8:29 am
Ok Vorlon you win. FML
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RE: All the ways we can ruin sex
September 23, 2015 at 8:41 am
The one I'm most familiar with is someone knocking on your door when you're having sex - Whether it's family or some idiot friend from college - And worse, after saying "not now!" they reply "But it's urgent, open the door" - I wish I could dress that fast every morning.
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RE: All the ways we can ruin sex
September 24, 2015 at 2:07 am
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fart that is all xD
and i don't mean a normal one.
I mean Taco Bell for dinner with a side broccoli cabbage pickled eggs fish
and to top it off steak.
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RE: All the ways we can ruin sex
September 24, 2015 at 10:36 pm
In the case of the otherwise adorable George Stephanopolis,talking.
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