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All the ways we can ruin sex

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All the ways we can ruin sex
The Valkyrie Offline
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#111
RE: All the ways we can ruin sex
September 24, 2015 at 10:55 pm
Get a Conservative involved.

Ewwww.

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#112
RE: All the ways we can ruin sex
September 24, 2015 at 10:57 pm
The song Pretty Fly for a White Guy starts playing and you can't stop laughing
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RE: All the ways we can ruin sex
September 26, 2015 at 9:23 am
(September 21, 2015 at 10:42 pm)Losty Wrote:
(September 21, 2015 at 10:10 pm)KUSA Wrote: To ruin the sex you can give her a Shitty Titty.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.ph...itty+titty

Meh you're still not trying hard enough.

What about a South Hampton Butterfinger?

Vorlon I think that one just might even make you cringe Wink

Whew.

By definition, a SHB involves a female, so I don't have to fess up to anything.
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#114
RE: All the ways we can ruin sex
September 26, 2015 at 1:23 pm
(September 26, 2015 at 9:23 am)vorlon13 Wrote:
(September 21, 2015 at 10:42 pm)Losty Wrote: Meh you're still not trying hard enough.

What about a South Hampton Butterfinger?

Vorlon I think that one just might even make you cringe Wink

Whew.

By definition, a SHB involves a female, so I don't have to fess up to anything.

It's still my #1 vote for most disgusting thing in this thread.
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RE: All the ways we can ruin sex
September 26, 2015 at 3:02 pm
Kim Davis.

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All the ways we can ruin sex

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