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All the ways we can ruin sex
#1
All the ways we can ruin sex
Laffy taffy . . .

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#2
RE: All the ways we can ruin sex
I don't think its possible.  Sex is like pizza.  Even when its bad it's pretty good.
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#3
RE: All the ways we can ruin sex
she seems squeamish about


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#4
RE: All the ways we can ruin sex
http://www.candystore.com/brands/laffy-t...fy%20Taffy


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#5
RE: All the ways we can ruin sex
Put gum in her hair!
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#6
RE: All the ways we can ruin sex
The guy keeps wanting her to wear a onesie.
"For me, it is far better to grasp the Universe as it really is than to persist in delusion, however satisfying and reassuring." - Carl Sagan
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#7
RE: All the ways we can ruin sex
Yeah, not a fan of the prolapse. Might as well get a whatever-body-part-ectomy and lay the thing out on a table. Just as appealing and disconnected from a person. To each their own though.
I can't remember where this verse is from, I think it got removed from canon:

"I don't hang around with mostly men because I'm gay. It's because men are better than women. Better trained, better equipped...better. Just better! I'm not gay."

For context, this is the previous verse:

"Hi Jesus" -robvalue
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#8
RE: All the ways we can ruin sex
eating cuttlefish and asparagus before sexy time would worry me
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#9
RE: All the ways we can ruin sex
(September 19, 2015 at 3:35 pm)vorlon13 Wrote: eating cuttlefish and asparagus before sexy time would worry me

Not sure I get it…
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RE: All the ways we can ruin sex
(September 19, 2015 at 3:37 pm)BrokenQuill92 Wrote:
(September 19, 2015 at 3:35 pm)vorlon13 Wrote: eating cuttlefish and asparagus before sexy time would worry me

Not sure I get it…

That's probably a good thing
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