Truly Psychic...Not Ashamed.

[robvalue]

I'm thinking of lots of reasons that psychics should be done for fraud. Can anyone read my mind?

[Athene]

If you are psychic, can you throw me some winning lottery numbers?

I'm so sorry, dear one. It just doesn't work that way. My gifts don't allow me to see into the future for purely selfish gain. 
For a modest sum, I can purchase the materials I need to concentrate my energy on possibly increasing your general prosperity.

[Athene]

I'm thinking of lots of reasons that psychics should be done for fraud. Can anyone read my mind?

Your mind is closed! Your "chainsaw of logic" has almost severed through your connection to the spiritual world.  If you refuse to believe, how can you expect me to......wait. I'm getting something.

Do you like puppies? I feel as though you like puppies.
I'm right, aren't I?

[Athene]

Thena, I'm a retrospective psychic with a 100% track record! When my footy team loses, I say "I bloody knew they'd lose", but when they win, I had a feeling they would!
I know, it sounds unbelievable to me too. It's a gift, what can I say!

Yes. The power of hindsight is a rare gift, indeed. Be careful, friend.

[I_am_not_mafia]

[I_am_not_mafia]

Thena, I am being troubled with a question at the moment and it's affecting my every waking moment. I wouldn't mind some spiritual guidance on the matter and how that you may be able to answer it.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

[Athene]

If you are psychic, can you throw me some winning lottery numbers?

If I can do it, does that make me psychic?

Look at all of these winning lottery numbers!

I fear some of your power may come from Below. You must provide me with a sample of these "winnings" for me to be certain....It's the only way.

[Athene]

Thena, I am being troubled with a question at the moment and it's affecting my every waking moment. I wouldn't mind some spiritual guidance on the matter and how that you may be able to answer it.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

You're asking the wrong question. The question is why do you continue to stay with this Chuck fellow if he insists on chucking wood at you? Any amount of wood chucked is too much.

I think we both know you deserve better than this.

[I_am_not_mafia]

Thena, I am being troubled with a question at the moment and it's affecting my every waking moment. I wouldn't mind some spiritual guidance on the matter and how that you may be able to answer it.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

You're asking the wrong question. The question is why do you continue to stay with this Chuck fellow if he insists on chucking wood at you? Any amount of wood chucked is too much.

I think we both know you deserve better than this.

[robvalue]

I'm thinking of lots of reasons that psychics should be done for fraud. Can anyone read my mind?

Your mind is closed! Your "chainsaw of logic" has almost severed through your connection to the spiritual world.  If you refuse to believe, how can you expect me to......wait. I'm getting something.

Do you like puppies? I feel as though you like puppies.
I'm right, aren't I?

I love puppies! Oh yes I love them

Wow, you're amazing! Forget my previous cynicism. Have all my money!