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The only bible that is relevant

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The only bible that is relevant
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The only bible that is relevant
October 1, 2015 at 2:22 pm
The Jefferson bible is the only bible that christians should be reading and following. It only has the good bits in it.
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RE: The only bible that is relevant
October 1, 2015 at 2:25 pm
Then it belongs in the trash.

Nothing good can come out of it.
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RE: The only bible that is relevant
October 1, 2015 at 3:56 pm
(October 1, 2015 at 2:25 pm)Minimalist Wrote: Then it belongs in the trash.

Nothing good can come out of it.

At least all the miracles and magic and shit is cut out of it.
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RE: The only bible that is relevant
October 1, 2015 at 4:25 pm (This post was last modified: October 1, 2015 at 4:28 pm by mediocrates.)
(October 1, 2015 at 3:56 pm)dyresand Wrote:
(October 1, 2015 at 2:25 pm)Minimalist Wrote: Then it belongs in the trash.

Nothing good can come out of it.

At least all the miracles and magic and shit is cut out of it.

All the sex and violence is still in it though, right?
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RE: The only bible that is relevant
October 1, 2015 at 5:50 pm
Mmmmmmm, sex and violence !
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RE: The only bible that is relevant
October 1, 2015 at 7:54 pm
(October 1, 2015 at 4:25 pm)mediocrates Wrote:
(October 1, 2015 at 3:56 pm)dyresand Wrote: At least all the miracles and magic and shit is cut out of it.

All the sex and violence is still in it though, right?

It makes the bible seem like a typical hollywood action flick
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RE: The only bible that is relevant
October 1, 2015 at 7:59 pm
(October 1, 2015 at 2:22 pm)dyresand Wrote: The Jefferson bible is the only bible that christians should be reading and following. It only has the good bits in it.

My copy isn't handy, but if Jefferson left out the bit about deadly serpents and poison, do we really want the Christers overlooking that part ??
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RE: The only bible that is relevant
October 1, 2015 at 8:36 pm
(October 1, 2015 at 7:59 pm)vorlon13 Wrote:
(October 1, 2015 at 2:22 pm)dyresand Wrote: The Jefferson bible is the only bible that christians should be reading and following. It only has the good bits in it.

My copy isn't handy, but if Jefferson left out the bit about deadly serpents and poison, do we really want the Christers overlooking that part ??

Well christians have to learn well there is no such thing as magic then we move on from there.
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RE: The only bible that is relevant
October 1, 2015 at 11:08 pm
I was thinking Darwin might speed up the atheism calendar by weeding out some 'religious gullibility' genes.

Serpents and strychnine for societal evolution . . .


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