There are ONLY two types of Christians!
June 21, 2017 at 12:14 pm
(This post was last modified: June 21, 2017 at 12:44 pm by 21stCenturyIconoclast!.)
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There are ONLY two types of Christians, regardless of what insidious division of said faith one has swallowed at the expense of themselves
and society in general in the 21st century.
TRUE CHRISTIAN: This type of Christian is a true rarity, in that they follow every word of their brutal serial killer god named Yahweh
as written in his pagan Bronze and Iron Age bible, and why shouldn't they? If every weak-minded Christian was a True Christian, then there
wouldn't be enough prisons to house them because of the killings, ostracizing, beatings of children, killing others that didn't follow their beliefs,
etc., that they would have to follow.
PSEUDO-CHRISTIAN: Then there is the Pseudo-Christian, like 99.999 percent of the Christians within this forum. These fools take the
position that they know more than their pagan Yahweh god, where they don't have to follow ALL of this words and doctrine. They perform this
insidious act by cherry picking the passages and narratives that are acceptable in the 21st century, and leaving the horrific and disgusting
passages behind, where they belong in the first place.
The irony is the fact that their own Bronze and Iron Age primitive bible, no matter which of the 325 plus of different versions they read from,
hints to them that it is all a joke, and for them to actually grow up and leave this fairy tale behind!
“When I was a child, I spoke as a child, I understood as a child, I thought as a child; but when I became a man, I put away childish things.” (1 Corinthians 13:11)
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There are ONLY two types of Christians, regardless of what insidious division of said faith one has swallowed at the expense of themselves
and society in general in the 21st century.
TRUE CHRISTIAN: This type of Christian is a true rarity, in that they follow every word of their brutal serial killer god named Yahweh
as written in his pagan Bronze and Iron Age bible, and why shouldn't they? If every weak-minded Christian was a True Christian, then there
wouldn't be enough prisons to house them because of the killings, ostracizing, beatings of children, killing others that didn't follow their beliefs,
etc., that they would have to follow.
PSEUDO-CHRISTIAN: Then there is the Pseudo-Christian, like 99.999 percent of the Christians within this forum. These fools take the
position that they know more than their pagan Yahweh god, where they don't have to follow ALL of this words and doctrine. They perform this
insidious act by cherry picking the passages and narratives that are acceptable in the 21st century, and leaving the horrific and disgusting
passages behind, where they belong in the first place.
The irony is the fact that their own Bronze and Iron Age primitive bible, no matter which of the 325 plus of different versions they read from,
hints to them that it is all a joke, and for them to actually grow up and leave this fairy tale behind!
“When I was a child, I spoke as a child, I understood as a child, I thought as a child; but when I became a man, I put away childish things.” (1 Corinthians 13:11)
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