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Why did god only make exactly the number of talking animals that he needed?
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Why did god only make exactly the number of talking animals that he needed?
One to destroy all of humanity and one talking ass. it wasn't the :Devil cause the devil wasn't a thing when the snake fed them, God made a snake that talked just to fuck shit up. 

I don't know about the ass I actually just googled "how many talking animals are in the bible?" 2. But why??? 

I feel like this question is more important and I haven't seen anyone else bring it up. It's driving me crazy.
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#2
RE: Why did god only make exactly the number of talking animals that he needed?
I'll speculate that to be consistent with how immortal souls work and the 'Sons of Adam' thing also, God needed some things said to human beings that could not plausibly be voiced by Himself or an inspired human being.

Therefore, an unensouled animal, with the power of speech.
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RE: Why did god only make exactly the number of talking animals that he needed?
Quote: It's driving me crazy.

There are no talking animals.  It's just more bullshit for the delusional.
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RE: Why did god only make exactly the number of talking animals that he needed?
(March 23, 2017 at 1:41 am)Minimalist Wrote: There are no talking animals.  It's just more bullshit for the delusional.

Humans are talking animals and I'm a nitpicky talking animal. Tongue
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RE: Why did god only make exactly the number of talking animals that he needed?
Be astonished, if you will, I found some jots and tittles in Scripture that are mutually consistent.


A rare day for me here at AF, that's for sure.



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RE: Why did god only make exactly the number of talking animals that he needed?
(March 23, 2017 at 1:41 am)Minimalist Wrote:
Quote: It's driving me crazy.

There are no talking animals.  It's just more bullshit for the delusional.

Tell that to Creationist Cat.

God zapped him through the internet.
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#7
RE: Why did god only make exactly the number of talking animals that he needed?
For all you know, God made thousands, even millions, of talking animals. But, much like the human species, not everyone gets quoted.

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#8
RE: Why did god only make exactly the number of talking animals that he needed?
Indeed.

"How come you never talked before?"

"Up to now, everything was alright!"
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: Why did god only make exactly the number of talking animals that he needed?
I think the usual Christian view is that talking animals are like ventriloquist's dummies. Satan was speaking through the serpent and an angel was speaking through Balam's ass...I know, that doesn't sound right.

Of course, why punish the serpent instead of the ventriloquist?
I'm not anti-Christian. I'm anti-stupid.
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RE: Why did god only make exactly the number of talking animals that he needed?
Er, your question pretty much answers itself.

If you're making things and you know you need an exact number, you typically make than number. You might make more for kicks, you might not.

How is this driving you crazy?
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