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RE: Are massages good for you?
May 14, 2010 at 12:34 pm
(May 14, 2010 at 12:20 pm)Eilonnwy Wrote: Well I was at a convention and bunch of us were drinking. I got really drunk and this dude wanted to give me a massage. Because I was drunk I didn't say "No, fuck off" He gave me one (And in case people are thinking it's leading anywhere kinky, IT'S NOT. ) It was a really strong massage, but with the alcohol acting as a painkiller, it didn't bother me as much as it should have. When I went to stay at my friends house I had trouble sleeping because my back hurt so much and I had the Duck Tales theme stuck in my head. The next morning we looked at my back and saw the dude had burned my skin by rubbing to hard. It actually started to peel.
The guy who did it wasn't a friend but just kinda someone you see at local cons. I think he's a creeper now and steer clear.
edit: My back hurts remembering this.
What was he using on you a sander??
I give my wife regular 'strong massages' and have never come close to giving her burns.
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RE: Are massages good for you?
May 14, 2010 at 12:53 pm
Yeah, I don't know. But that's the problem with having been drunk at the time. :/
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RE: Are massages good for you?
May 14, 2010 at 12:58 pm
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Ely Wrote:Well I was at a convention and bunch of us were drinking. I got really drunk and this dude wanted to give me a massage. Because I was drunk I didn't say "No, fuck off" He gave me one (And in case people are thinking it's leading anywhere kinky, IT'S NOT. )
Dammit... and I was on the edge of my seat in interest...
(May 14, 2010 at 12:53 pm)Eilonnwy Wrote: Yeah, I don't know. But that's the problem with having been drunk at the time. :/
So the moral of the story, is that if you intend to get drunk: don't do so around creepers?
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RE: Are massages good for you?
May 14, 2010 at 1:20 pm
when i'm drunk, i don't realize my strength.
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RE: Are massages good for you?
May 14, 2010 at 2:33 pm
Sea, yes, that's exactly what I'm saying.
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RE: Are massages good for you?
May 15, 2010 at 6:50 am
Have to agree with Paul.....
Massages are GREAT!! For relaxation and therapy and ...that other thing.
Word of caution though.
I have NEVER massaged a male without him getting an erection. Why??
I have NO IDEA so any bloke out there who can help with the finer points of the male anatomy I would be ever so grateful!!
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RE: Are massages good for you?
May 15, 2010 at 12:06 pm
I'd like to volunteer to test your theory KichigaiNeko. Where can you do me?
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RE: Are massages good for you?
May 15, 2010 at 2:47 pm
(May 15, 2010 at 6:50 am)KichigaiNeko Wrote: Have to agree with Paul.....
Massages are GREAT!! For relaxation and therapy and ...that other thing.
Word of caution though.
I have NEVER massaged a male without him getting an erection. Why??
I have NO IDEA so any bloke out there who can help with the finer points of the male anatomy I would be ever so grateful!!
Could be one of several reasons.
A: during your massages you grip the penis.
B: Your just very sexy.
C: you massage very frustrated men.
I had a bad back a couple of years ago, my mother in law is a trained masseuse, she massaged me, no boner at all.(otherwise there could have been a succesion of awkward family dinners)
So its either your technique or you.
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RE: Are massages good for you?
May 15, 2010 at 11:13 pm
(May 15, 2010 at 2:47 pm)downbeatplumb Wrote:
Could be one of several reasons.
A: during your massages you grip the penis.
B: Your just very sexy.
C: you massage very frustrated men.
I had a bad back a couple of years ago, my mother in law is a trained masseuse, she massaged me, no boner at all.(otherwise there could have been a succesion of awkward family dinners)
So its either your technique or you.
Must be C.....I would never have thought.
They seemed so happy with their women.
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RE: Are massages good for you?
May 15, 2010 at 11:30 pm
(May 15, 2010 at 2:47 pm)downbeatplumb Wrote: Could be one of several reasons.
A: during your massages you grip the penis.
B: Your just very sexy.
C: you massage very frustrated men.
I had a bad back a couple of years ago, my mother in law is a trained masseuse, she massaged me, no boner at all.(otherwise there could have been a succesion of awkward family dinners)
So its either your technique or you.
It's B (and sometimes A)
I speak from experience.
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