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A few choice words id say.
#11
RE: A few choice words id say.
yeah "I mean I like a challenge but did it have to be such a fucked up challenge?"
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#12
RE: A few choice words id say.
I'd click my heels together and say "There's no place like home" three times.
"The fact that a believer is happier than a skeptic is no more to the point than the fact that a drunken man is happier than a sober one." - George Bernard Shaw
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#13
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It's hardly home, it would be sickening to be there with "Him" Confused
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#14
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lol

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"The fact that a believer is happier than a skeptic is no more to the point than the fact that a drunken man is happier than a sober one." - George Bernard Shaw
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#15
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I'd just say "Biggy Smalls" 3 times instead fuck that.
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#16
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(October 7, 2015 at 8:49 pm)dyresand Wrote: If by any chance the abrahamic god is real her is a few choice words i'd say before going to hell. 

I would simply ask for a cold glass of water first, now onto what i would say. god you have some real serious shit to explain 
and you need to explain it now. What the hell man people are fucking killing in the name of you tell them to stop you crazy bastard. 


What would yours be?

ROFLOL

Ok.. So in your world, you have a chance to spit in the eye of God before being sent to Hell, and the best you can come up with is "people are killing in your name what the Hell?"

What if he then shows you people kill for a whole lot less, and asks you what the Hell? And some how you come to understand the point that people kill, because they are murderous bastards first, then ascribe a trivial reason. And the earth was meant to be a place where people like that and people like you prove to yourself where your heart is. So you know when God sentences you to Hell you know because of your time here that the sentence was just.
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#17
RE: A few choice words id say.
"Was Mary any good ??"


--or maybe--


"The best part of you ran down Mary's leg !!"


(It would depend on the circumstances of my decease)
 The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it. 




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#18
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Either way God's a shit for allowing it to happen and using "free will" as an excuse when free will doesn't even exist and he would be better if he made us a bunch of happy harmless folks permanently.
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#19
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There are no words for that cunt. I would generate sufficient angular momentum with my foot to relocate his divine package into his throat.
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#20
RE: A few choice words id say.
(October 8, 2015 at 9:57 am)Drich Wrote:
(October 7, 2015 at 8:49 pm)dyresand Wrote: If by any chance the abrahamic god is real her is a few choice words i'd say before going to hell. 

I would simply ask for a cold glass of water first, now onto what i would say. god you have some real serious shit to explain 
and you need to explain it now. What the hell man people are fucking killing in the name of you tell them to stop you crazy bastard. 


What would yours be?

ROFLOL

Ok.. So in your world, you have a chance to spit in the eye of God before being sent to Hell, and the best you can come up with is "people are killing in your name what the Hell?"

What if he then shows you people kill for a whole lot less, and asks you what the Hell? And some how you come to understand the point that people kill, because they are murderous bastards first, then ascribe a trivial reason. And the earth was meant to be a place where people like that and people like you prove to yourself where your heart is. So you know when God sentences you to Hell you know because of your time here that the sentence was just.

What if...a fantastic opening to that second paragraph Drichy my boy, good to see you're coming round.
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