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Oh, my . . .

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Oh, my . . .
October 10, 2015 at 7:43 pm
brace yourself, not for the squeamish



I don't know where to begin with this one.

I think this would be a nice start:

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October 10, 2015 at 7:49 pm
Sweet sufferin' Jaysus - it's a real product.

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RE: Oh, my . . .
October 10, 2015 at 7:50 pm
No shit !!
 The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it. 




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RE: Oh, my . . .
October 10, 2015 at 7:51 pm
Er,

I mean, well, uh


um,



something . . .
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RE: Oh, my . . .
October 10, 2015 at 8:02 pm
I just saw it on Facebook a couple of hours ago, decided I'd try the Scientific Method, and searched my house for objects of the appropriate dimensions to use as foot-props.

Unfortunately, I am still missing some of the materials necessary to conduct the experiment. Shifty
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RE: Oh, my . . .
October 10, 2015 at 8:12 pm
Eh, known about this for years. Ya just lean to lean forward, grip your ankles, and Odin shall see you through without strife. Haemorrhoids will be extinct within a generation, if ye have faith in the All-Father (and fecking well lean forward, ye shits.)

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RE: Oh, my . . .
October 10, 2015 at 8:16 pm
Damn, now I have to go poop.


Bastards.
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October 10, 2015 at 8:19 pm
(October 10, 2015 at 8:02 pm)TheRocketSurgeon Wrote: I just saw it on Facebook a couple of hours ago, decided I'd try the Scientific Method, and searched my house for objects of the appropriate dimensions to use as foot-props.

Unfortunately, I am still missing some of the materials necessary to conduct the experiment. Shifty
I like the idea, get all sciency with it.

I think you need to have an impartial observer, ya know, to eliminate bias. (eliminate haha) What will be the parameters that you are going to measure? Time? Amount of force applied (like gritting your teeth, bearing down)? Pleasantness rating? Rhoid shrinkage (not saying that you currently have any)? Any fecal measurements?

This probably need to takes several weeks and incorporate a variety of diets.

Anxiously awaiting results. Not on toilet with knees to chest.
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RE: Oh, my . . .
October 10, 2015 at 8:30 pm
If you are a girl and you pee with your feet up on that, you might miss.
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RE: Oh, my . . .
October 10, 2015 at 8:48 pm
Fuck it, I have nothing to lose. -looks around for foot prop-
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