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RE: Oh, my . . .
October 12, 2015 at 1:32 am
(October 12, 2015 at 1:21 am)vorlon13 Wrote: "Technically", the video portrays an animal excretion and a person consuming it, and that makes it just like the horse semen scene in the Jackass movie, which had to have the dreaded black box superimposed over Chris Pontius mouth as he drinks Triggers spooj.
So, mebbee your vorlon shudda posted this in A69 ??
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eeg4J8yNk4g
Besides... if you like urchin: you already love eating shit. I know that when I get hungry: I sure like to eat shit and things. 
"Technically", you eat not only shit every day: you eat fetid rotting shit every time you devour anything that has been fertilized, grown in the ground, or has otherwise come into contact with foodstuffs that have touched the glorious shitty entity that is... dirt. And there's sure plenty of it in dust everywhere... you brush your teeth with shit 
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XqD9ZaqpZw0
Delicious fetid rotting shit... and it keeps your teeth clean too!!! ^_^
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RE: Oh, my . . .
October 12, 2015 at 1:39 am
(October 10, 2015 at 7:49 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: Sweet sufferin' Jaysus - it's a real product.
Boru
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t7F-B2DLvAQ
Maybe I'm a bit of a shite christian, posting this probably-shitty song of praise to a decidedly shitty creator of shit...
But I like it ^_^
... Just like the product XD 
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RE: Oh, my . . .
October 12, 2015 at 2:02 am
(October 10, 2015 at 8:30 pm)Mermaid Wrote: If you are a girl and you pee with your feet up on that, you might miss.
Say you would...
Couldn't you just...
Take your feet off of it....?
Or kick it back flush with the toilet????
It almost seems as if they already accounted for the fact that you may not always want to be using it... but that's not possible. Surely!
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RE: Oh, my . . .
October 12, 2015 at 2:07 am
(October 10, 2015 at 8:48 pm)Ayen Wrote: Fuck it, I have nothing to lose. -looks around for foot prop-
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RE: Oh, my . . .
October 12, 2015 at 7:04 am
For anyone wondering the science is absolutely true - we should NOT shit while sitting down. Squatting will probably reduce the risk of colon cancer as well as the other benefits mentioned in the video.
Next time your cat or dog or whatever you have does a shit watch how they do it - they squat exactly in the position you see the unicorn do it. It stretches out the colon and is the right way to shit!
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RE: Oh, my . . .
October 12, 2015 at 7:14 am
We need CL to give us her authoritative opinion on this serious issue.
We now know it's not what you poop but how you poop!
I demand to know why isn't this nugget of gold in the bible! (As opposed to all the other nuggets!)
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RE: Oh, my . . .
October 12, 2015 at 7:29 am
Kinda makes me worry about C_L, that she didn't magically appear when we got a good poop discussion going.
Think I'll PM her and let her know I'm worried about her. 
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RE: Oh, my . . .
October 12, 2015 at 7:36 am
I think she is more likely to be amused by poop because she's not "into it" so don't worry too much lol.
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RE: Oh, my . . .
October 12, 2015 at 7:45 am
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I have just one question - who the f*** sh*ts sitting straight up, like they're at Her Royal Highness' dinner table, wearing a spinal brace and swallowing swords?...
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BTW - this is a toilet in Japan:
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Is this where we're headed? Because if so - come get me, Jeebus, I'm ready...
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RE: Oh, my . . .
October 12, 2015 at 8:00 am
(October 12, 2015 at 7:04 am)Aractus Wrote: Squatting will probably reduce the risk of colon cancer as well as the other benefits mentioned in the video.
How will it reduce the risk of colon cancer?
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