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Figurine Pranks - Need Ideas
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RE: Figurine Pranks - Need Ideas
May 23, 2010 at 6:57 am
(May 21, 2010 at 11:16 pm)Dotard Wrote: What? Those duckies are precious! Leave them be! I'm tellin'!
Karen just asked if anyone had stood up for the ducks, so I read her this. She says, 'Thank you, thank you, etc.... the poor ducks, etc etc.'
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RE: Figurine Pranks - Need Ideas
May 23, 2010 at 10:08 am
(May 22, 2010 at 9:50 am)Paul the Human Wrote: There's your idea, right there. Get more of them and spread them around in the drawers and cupboards. Pose them here and there with fake poop all over the dishes or surrounded by cookie crumbs.

Perfect prank!! LOL. I vote for Paul's suggestion!
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RE: Figurine Pranks - Need Ideas
May 25, 2010 at 1:34 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7OzenQYI4BI
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RE: Figurine Pranks - Need Ideas
May 28, 2010 at 3:19 am
Super glue +a dirty mind.
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RE: Figurine Pranks - Need Ideas
May 28, 2010 at 4:39 am
(May 28, 2010 at 3:19 am)padraic Wrote: Super glue +a dirty mind.
That would be funny, but only until Karen saw it. Crazy glue on her antique poultry dolls wouldn't go over well. It would also be embarassing later when I would be at the hospital having the things removed from wherever I glued them on to. Otherwise I would add that to the list though. Smile
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RE: Figurine Pranks - Need Ideas
May 28, 2010 at 4:50 am
(May 21, 2010 at 8:01 pm)Scented Nectar Wrote: I can't stand my roommate's little duck figurines. Help me find creative little shocking scenes to arrange them into to surprise her.

We just moved in together last weekend, and have different decorative tastes!!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZDrRaqbnSXg

I think they are spoon ducks? For measuring ingredients? Teapot looks like a family heirloom
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RE: Figurine Pranks - Need Ideas
May 28, 2010 at 5:22 am
(May 28, 2010 at 4:50 am)mem Wrote: I think they are spoon ducks? For measuring ingredients? Teapot looks like a family heirloom
Yes, they are measuring spoons. The running joke is that since they are useful kitchen tools, I don't get to pull the 'we have to agree on decorative items in shared spaces' card. I like to bring up the fact that they do a lousy job since the handle is at a right angle to the container part, making them difficult to use and should be replaced with normal ones. I could put them in a drawer I guess, but then there would be no pranks. Smile

Her teapot and the glass container are antiques for sure. I don't know if they are from her family or something she bought years ago. I've never been someone who is into antiques or traditional decor, but those two are okay, I kind of like them.
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RE: Figurine Pranks - Need Ideas
May 29, 2010 at 1:18 pm
Scented, that is too funny..Smile Keep them coming...

And if you get a chance, go with the circle and sacrifice idea...Tongue If you have any red food coloring, this would be an easy way to make the blood affect...Smile
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RE: Figurine Pranks - Need Ideas
May 29, 2010 at 2:23 pm
(May 29, 2010 at 1:18 pm)Samson Wrote: Scented, that is too funny..Smile Keep them coming...

And if you get a chance, go with the circle and sacrifice idea...Tongue If you have any red food coloring, this would be an easy way to make the blood affect...Smile
Thanks. Smile That might be my next one, since I have all the props I need. Paper for drawing a sacrificial circle, and a new bottle of ketchup I can use as blood. I'll try to get the camera turned on before she discovers it this time, to catch her audio reaction, hahah.
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RE: Figurine Pranks - Need Ideas
May 29, 2010 at 4:37 pm
YES!!!...

The reaction is always good..Smile

How has she been in the past??
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