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Blessed are the ....?
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October 25, 2015 at 10:51 pm
(October 25, 2015 at 7:37 pm)Cecelia Wrote: Blessed are the cheesemakers.

Am I the only one who thought this?

No
The fool hath said in his heart, There is a God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
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October 25, 2015 at 10:58 pm
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October 26, 2015 at 4:56 am
Min, you are blessed with information!





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October 26, 2015 at 7:08 am
(October 25, 2015 at 7:44 pm)RaphielDrake Wrote:
(October 25, 2015 at 8:10 am)pgrimes15 Wrote: Thanks for the reply, but haven't you just replaced the word "blessed" with "grace".

For the second part of your reply , what on earth does "garnering the favours" mean? We seem to be further away, not closer to an explanation.

Grimesy

Imagine God is Mike Tyson. Lets say Mike Tyson is going through one of his delusional episodes and he has "blessed" me. That means everytime someone irritates me Mike Tyson punches their face into a mushy pulp then bites their ear off. He also promises not to push my mother down the stairs or inflict any other nasty surprises on me. I'm his homeboy, his dawg, I'm down with him like a motherfuckin' g just as long as I keep praising him, bigging him up and standing behind him in a nike hoody saying "Yeah!" when hes threatening someone who hasn't shown him the proper respect.

The principle is essentially the same.

Hmmmm . . . . maybe that explains WW2. Hitler, as a lifelong catholic must have received a "blessing" many times. So the blitzkrieg may have been God in Mike Tyson mode. Everything is becoming clearer . . . . .
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October 26, 2015 at 10:51 am
(October 25, 2015 at 7:52 am)pgrimes15 Wrote: I've been pondering the words of the sermon on the mount "Blessed are the . . . ".

What does "blessed" actually mean. I have searched christian and theology websites and have not found an explanation that does not involve circular reasoning. i.e "Blessed are X means that X is filled with Gods' blessing"

Anyone help me out here? The issue is that this sermon is supposed to be the longest teaching of jesus and contain his greatest wisdoms, but I cannot get past the first line.

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Grimesy

Blessed= Rewarded by God, to be made happy
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October 26, 2015 at 11:25 am
Words have their own meanings to Drippy.
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October 26, 2015 at 12:02 pm
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October 26, 2015 at 12:03 pm
But we speak English, dummy.  And your fucking KJV was written in ENGLISH.
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October 26, 2015 at 1:58 pm (This post was last modified: October 26, 2015 at 1:59 pm by Vicki Q. Edit Reason: Apostrophe. It matters. )
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#30
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October 26, 2015 at 3:00 pm
(October 25, 2015 at 7:37 pm)Cecelia Wrote: Blessed are the cheesemakers.

Am I the only one who thought this?

No you are not.
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