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Just Plain Nuts
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Just Plain Nuts
November 2, 2015 at 10:47 pm
http://www.rawstory.com/2015/11/ariz-man...-bad-guys/

Quote:Ariz. man leaves 5-year-old granddaughter in desert with loaded gun to ‘shoot bad guys’


Quote:An Arizona grandfather has been arrested and accused of leaving his five-year-old granddaughter alone in the desert with a loaded and cocked .45-caliber handgun and the instruction to “shoot any bad guys,” authorities said on Monday


Of course what would any situation be without some words of wisdom from Sheriff Shitstain?

Quote:“She was given the gun and told to shoot any bad guys,” Maricopa County Sheriff Joe Arpaio told Reuters by telephone. “I don’t know how a five-year-old can tell a good guy from a bad guy, but that’s what she said she was told.”

Yeah, your fucking deputies seem to have the same problem.
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RE: Just Plain Nuts
November 2, 2015 at 10:58 pm
The bad guys are those who don't respect her athoratai!
Poe's Law: "Without a winking smiley or other blatant display of humor, it is impossible to create a parody of Fundamentalism that SOMEONE won't mistake for the real thing."

10 Christ-like figures that predate Jesus. Link shortened to Chris ate Jesus for some reason...
http://listverse.com/2009/04/13/10-chris...ate-jesus/

Good video to watch, if you want to know how common the Jesus story really is.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88GTUXvp-50

A list of biblical contradictions from the infallible word of Yahweh.
http://infidels.org/library/modern/jim_m...tions.html

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RE: Just Plain Nuts
November 2, 2015 at 11:40 pm
On a positive note I’m just happy to see this level of idiocy can happen somewhere else and not just in Florida.  Dodgy
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RE: Just Plain Nuts
November 7, 2015 at 5:03 pm
The best grandpa ever!!!!!!!!!
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RE: Just Plain Nuts
November 7, 2015 at 6:30 pm
Ha, they didn't even bother providing a source.

Google says it's true, though. All hail Google.
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