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You could staple your nuts to the wall or.......
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You could staple your nuts to the wall or.......
February 28, 2015 at 7:16 am
Allow a religious man to convince you to cut your's off.

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February 28, 2015 at 7:49 am
(February 28, 2015 at 7:16 am)Brian37 Wrote: Allow a religious man to convince you to cut your's off.

http://www.therakyatpost.com/world/2015/...-meet-god/

Look on the bright side.... the idiots won't breed!
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February 28, 2015 at 8:04 am
(February 28, 2015 at 7:49 am)zebo-the-fat Wrote:
(February 28, 2015 at 7:16 am)Brian37 Wrote: Allow a religious man to convince you to cut your's off.

http://www.therakyatpost.com/world/2015/...-meet-god/

Look on the bright side.... the idiots won't breed!

Yea not worth it to me though. I think working to an educated society is much better than saying "fuck em".
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February 28, 2015 at 8:06 am
What is it with religion and dicks? testicles, foreskin, which hole to put it in.... I won't be surprised to find a religion solely devoted to dicks.
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February 28, 2015 at 8:12 am
(February 28, 2015 at 8:06 am)Aoi Magi Wrote: What is it with religion and dicks? testicles, foreskin, which hole to put it in.... I won't be surprised to find a religion solely devoted to dicks.

Uh, that is literally what religion is. It is a reflection of the stupidity of men thinking they are the center of the planet and universe.
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February 28, 2015 at 9:39 am
Hmm...staples my nuts to the wall...cut 'em off...decisions, decisions.

I think I'm going for option #3 - NOT DAMAGING MY BALLS IN ANY WAY SHAPE OR FORM!!!!

I know this is not the popular view, but I have never courted popularity.

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February 28, 2015 at 10:11 am
(February 28, 2015 at 8:06 am)Aoi Magi Wrote: What is it with religion and dicks? testicles, foreskin, which hole to put it in.... I won't be surprised to find a religion solely devoted to dicks.

Actually there is. It's the Democrat Party.
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February 28, 2015 at 10:58 am (This post was last modified: February 28, 2015 at 10:59 am by Chad32.)
If only the catholics would get in on this, they wouldn't have an ongoing reputation of having pedophile priests.
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February 28, 2015 at 11:11 am
(February 28, 2015 at 10:58 am)Chad32 Wrote: If only the catholics would get in on this, they wouldn't have an ongoing reputation of having pedophile priests.

NO, priest or not, molestation of a child and rape of adults isn't about the sex, it is about power and control. While hormones can be a factor the root cause psychologically is the perp lacking a sense of power in their own life. Having power over others is the way a perp fills that gap.
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February 28, 2015 at 11:18 am
(February 28, 2015 at 8:04 am)Brian37 Wrote:
(February 28, 2015 at 7:49 am)zebo-the-fat Wrote: Look on the bright side.... the idiots won't breed!

Yea not worth it to me though. I think working to an educated society is much better than saying "fuck em".

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