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I am the son of God
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#11
RE: I am the son of God
November 6, 2015 at 11:25 pm
Alright, OP - you're the son of "God". What am I thinking right now?
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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#12
RE: I am the son of God
November 6, 2015 at 11:37 pm
Kin we just ban it? Please?
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#13
RE: I am the son of God
November 6, 2015 at 11:38 pm
You should get your name legally changed to something neutral that doesn't prompt you to post nothing but pages of vacuous blathering. How about John Smith?
The fool hath said in his heart, There is a God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
Psalm 14, KJV revised edition

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#14
RE: I am the son of God
November 6, 2015 at 11:43 pm
Quote:You should get your head examined.

FTFY.
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RE: I am the son of God
November 6, 2015 at 11:44 pm
Or that..
The fool hath said in his heart, There is a God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
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#16
RE: I am the son of God
November 7, 2015 at 12:11 am
If you're serious, you need professional help.  You appear to be suffering from obsessive thoughts, which I'd guess makes you feel tired and little depressed as well. Aren't you sick of that?

It's probably not even as bad as you fear it may be...your brain chemistry may just be a little off.
Get treatment, so you can live your life.
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#17
RE: I am the son of God
November 7, 2015 at 12:31 am
I am the daughter of Aphrodite and Odin ALLFather. Sister of Thor and wielder of the scalpel Iphuckyouup.

The proof of this is in my name. You may not believe it. I can't prove it. But, more importantly, you can't disprove it.

I, as a Daughter of the ALLFather, challenge your god and his Mexican son to come and face the wrath of Iphuckyouup.

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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#18
RE: I am the son of God
November 7, 2015 at 12:36 am
(November 6, 2015 at 11:25 pm)Stimbo Wrote: Alright, OP - you're the son of "God". What am I thinking right now?

C'mon Stim, where does it say in the bible that Jesus was a mind reader?

(You're thinking of how to get some sex?)
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Know God, Know fear.
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RE: I am the son of God
November 7, 2015 at 12:52 am
Someone please get me my epi pen. My throat is closing up due to the nuts.
Nolite te bastardes carborundorum.
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#20
RE: I am the son of God
November 7, 2015 at 2:11 am
FSM had only one begotten son. Cheesus Christo, he wll reappear in the year 2187. it is not that date therefore you are a liar and a fraud.


May FSM forgive you for your lies.
"For the only way to eternal glory is a life lived in service of our Lord, FSM; Verily it is FSM who is the perfect being the name higher than all names, king of all kings and will bestow upon us all, one day, The great reclaiming"  -The Prophet Boiardi-

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