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The 'what would you do if' thread...
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Knee the creep in the nuts (as I have more than once).
What would you do if there was a major war and you were called up to fight? Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni: "You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???" 
I couldn't hurt a fly so I'd be no use as a soldier anyways. I don't want to be killed for deserting so I would probably go and end up as cannon fodder.
 What would you do if you were given the choice to become immortal knowing that you would eventually outlive all other lifeforms in the universe? 
I'd be tempted for a moment, then realise eventually infinite misery and insanity would be all that's waiting for me at the end. So I'd decline.
What would you do if Star Wars: The Force Awakens is terribad, worse than the prequels - in fact, one of the worst films of all time? O_o ![[Image: rySLj1k.png]](https://images.weserv.nl/?url=i.imgur.com%2FrySLj1k.png) If you have any serious concerns, are being harassed, or just need someone to talk to, feel free to contact me via PM 
I will have called it, as Marcus Lucas is no longer working on it.
I wouldn't be surprised. What would you do if you had a box with two buttons, Truth or Consequences, and one button would create world peace and the other would nuke the world? 
I don't trust anything that announces itself to be The Truth. Throw the box away.
What would you do if your aunt turned out to be a two headed vampire?
I'd sneak up on her while she's sleeping and drive a stake through her heart.
 What would you do if you had to choose between becoming a vampire and a werewolf? 
I'd ask what option 3 is and also the penalty for not choosing either and pick the least intrusive option.
What would you do if you started orasming 24/7 and everyone thought you were having epileptic fits.
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear. 
Ask a resident theist on AF to disprove that Jesus is fellating me. (BTW I had to Google 'orasming' just to be sure it wasn't an obscure Australian term)
What would you do if all the information on the Internet was inexplicably and permanently translated into French?
The fact that a believer is happier than a skeptic is no more to the point than that a drunken man is happier than a sober one. ~ George Bernard Shaw
RE: The 'what would you do if' thread...
November 12, 2015 at 1:08 pm
(This post was last modified: November 12, 2015 at 1:08 pm by Longhorn.)
Change my dealer, then learn French if it doesn't go away O_o
What would you do if Thursdays disappeared? (November 12, 2015 at 1:08 pm)Vic Wrote: Change my dealer, then learn French if it doesn't go away O_o Worry about the gargantuan cosmic temporal side-effects of having 1/7th of Time disappear, then get distracted realising I only have to work 4 days a week :3 What would you do if the colour blue disappeared? O_o If you have any serious concerns, are being harassed, or just need someone to talk to, feel free to contact me via PM |
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