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Blow dust off the account
#11
RE: Blow dust off the account
Welcome back, stranger - long time no see!
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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#12
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Welcome from a stranger!
I don't have an anger problem, I have an idiot problem.
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#13
RE: Blow dust off the account
Glad you're back, but some bad news:

we saved your baby meat in the AF freezer, but it defrosted, Rob had the munchies, freezer burn set in, and it wasn't marked properly in the first place, so you don't get any.
 The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it. 




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#14
RE: Blow dust off the account
(November 9, 2015 at 4:56 pm)vorlon13 Wrote: Glad you're back, but some bad news:

we saved your baby meat in the AF freezer, but it defrosted, Rob had the munchies, freezer burn set in, and it wasn't marked properly in the first place, so you don't get any.

I knew I should have taken it with me into the wilderness.....fuckers. Never trust and atpetits. 
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I would be a televangelist....but I have too much of a soul.
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#15
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Hey, welcome back.
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#16
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Your Avi rings a bell, but not much else. How long you been gone?
I can't remember where this verse is from, I think it got removed from canon:

"I don't hang around with mostly men because I'm gay. It's because men are better than women. Better trained, better equipped...better. Just better! I'm not gay."

For context, this is the previous verse:

"Hi Jesus" -robvalue
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