Question the motives of the poster above!

[Edwardo Piet]

I think your motives is because you're horny and you're looking for someone to fuck, you're also aware that supposedly 1 in 10 people are gay and also 1 in 10 people are left handed, you then make the fallacy of Wishful Thinking and somehow manage to delude yourself into thinking that all left handed people are gay, and ignoramus is left handed and therefore must be gay, all in your desperate attempt as a horny individual who happens to be a gay man: to bone ignoramus because you fancy the pants off him and your middle name is Randy.

EDIT: That was @ Vorlon the Horny One, but I was ninjaed by Ignoramus.

[vorlon13]

and you are just here to establish a global turtle hegemony !!!

[Edwardo Piet]

@ Vorlon (in case I get ninjaed again)

That was a failure to question my motives because I fully admit that my true motives are to take over the world through nothing but Turtle Power.

And I think your motives in this case are to dodge my accusation that your motive was to bone Ignoramus.

[ignoramus]

In Vorlon's defence, he doesn't even hide the fact that he'll shag any bloke, anywhere, anytime.
Hell, a handshake is his foreplay!

[Edwardo Piet]

lI question your motive for failing to question my motives with:

I think your motive in this case is that you secretly have a crush on Vorlon yourself, and you were too busy thinking of how dreamy he is to question my motives.

Although I don't blame you, his posts are kinda hawt and dominant And straight to the point. How about straight to his point?

Maybe we should take this to A-69!

[ignoramus]

I'm typing with one hand, are you?

[Edwardo Piet]

Nah I'm saving my sexual energy for phunzees, remember I said it on the other thread?

You knew I said that and yet you ask me a question you know the answer to?

I think your motives were to direct the attention away from yourself... come on you've not opened up enough about your crush on Vorlon. Merely "I am typing with one hand" is not enough, and don't misdirect the attention to me Come on, open up, tell us how you feel about his degree of awesome-sauce-ness (with emphasis on both the awesome AND the sauce ).

[vorlon13]

you are all engaging in misdirection to hide the fact that you are all actually crazy cat ladies in REAL LIFE !!!

[ignoramus]

I'm not hiding that! I've already claimed that pussy is my god! Nothing to hide here.

[ignoramus]

RIP. ChiChi (purebred blue oriental)