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Tell us why the person above you should be illegal.
Gawdzilla Sama Offline
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Tell us why the person above you should be illegal.
July 12, 2018 at 7:11 am
Because he's not there!
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Chad32 Offline
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RE: Tell us why the person above you should be illegal.
July 12, 2018 at 7:19 am
Because you may have attacked Tokyo.
Poe's Law: "Without a winking smiley or other blatant display of humor, it is impossible to create a parody of Fundamentalism that SOMEONE won't mistake for the real thing."

10 Christ-like figures that predate Jesus. Link shortened to Chris ate Jesus for some reason...
http://listverse.com/2009/04/13/10-chris...ate-jesus/

Good video to watch, if you want to know how common the Jesus story really is.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88GTUXvp-50

A list of biblical contradictions from the infallible word of Yahweh.
http://infidels.org/library/modern/jim_m...tions.html

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RE: Tell us why the person above you should be illegal.
July 12, 2018 at 7:24 am (This post was last modified: July 12, 2018 at 9:02 am by purplepurpose.)
He refused God's greatest gift, faith.
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RE: Tell us why the person above you should be illegal.
July 12, 2018 at 11:07 am
Because I found this incriminating picture on the internet.

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RE: Tell us why the person above you should be illegal.
July 12, 2018 at 11:14 am
Because he takes pictures like that.
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RE: Tell us why the person above you should be illegal.
July 12, 2018 at 11:14 am (This post was last modified: July 12, 2018 at 11:15 am by Mr.Obvious.)
Because he looks up no-no stuff on The interwebs!

Edit: I mean because he is a ninja!
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RE: Tell us why the person above you should be illegal.
July 12, 2018 at 11:15 am
Because he isn't Captain Obvious.
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RE: Tell us why the person above you should be illegal.
July 12, 2018 at 11:39 am
(July 12, 2018 at 11:15 am)Joods Wrote: Because he isn't Captain Obvious.






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RE: Tell us why the person above you should be illegal.
July 12, 2018 at 11:39 am
(July 12, 2018 at 11:15 am)Joods Wrote: Because he isn't Captain Obvious.

Because he looks vaguely like trump
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RE: Tell us why the person above you should be illegal.
July 12, 2018 at 2:22 pm
Because I have trouble pronouncing his name.

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‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
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