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If you had only one day left to live!
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If you had only one day left to live!
June 22, 2010 at 5:19 am (This post was last modified: June 22, 2010 at 5:20 am by British_Atheist.)
If you only had one day left to live what would you do with it? Angel Cloud

Fly to Austaila and die on a nice Beach there.
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RE: If you had only one day left to live!
June 22, 2010 at 5:43 am
Write a letter toeach of the kids and wife and spend every second with them laughing, loving and being together.
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RE: If you had only one day left to live!
June 22, 2010 at 6:37 am (This post was last modified: June 22, 2010 at 6:40 am by KichigaiNeko.)
I spend EVERY DAY telling my family that I love them and they are important in my life.....so for my last DAY??

Grab a ferrari (and not come back)

Then grab a Ducati 1198 (and not come back)

Then an Aprillia RSV4 (and not come back)

Rack up a huge bill on my Credit card....(doing all those silly little things that I wanted to do)

Ignore EVERY religious nutter (very pointedly) that came across my path that day. (sorry but that includes you tacky)

Fly to Marseille and ride a Camargue horse (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Camargue_horse) and die @ sunset on the beach listening to the Mistral http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mistral_(wind)
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RE: If you had only one day left to live!
June 22, 2010 at 6:39 am
(June 22, 2010 at 6:37 am)KichigaiNeko Wrote: I spend EVERY DAYn telling my family that I love them and they are important so for my last DAY??

Grabb a ferrari (and not come back)

Then grab a Ducati 1198 (and not come back)

Then an Aprillia RSV4 (and not come back)

Rack up a huge bill on my Credit card....(doing all those silly little things that I wanted to do)

Ignore EVERY religious nutter (very pointedly) that came across my path that day. (sorry but that includes you tacky)

Fly to Marseille and ride a Camargue horse (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Camargue_horse) and die @ sunset on the beach listening to the Mistral http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mistral_(wind)

What she said!!
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RE: If you had only one day left to live!
June 22, 2010 at 8:18 am (This post was last modified: June 22, 2010 at 8:19 am by Dotard.)
Rape, murder, pillage and plunder.

Oh, and maybe, if I can squeeze it into the schedual, set fire to a couple of choice places.
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RE: If you had only one day left to live!
June 22, 2010 at 11:27 am
(June 22, 2010 at 5:19 am)British_Atheist Wrote: If you only had one day left to live what would you do with it? Angel Cloud

I have no idea.
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RE: If you had only one day left to live!
June 22, 2010 at 12:45 pm
Shoot the chairman of BP right in the fucking head.
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RE: If you had only one day left to live!
June 22, 2010 at 2:14 pm
After much prayer with my family I would celebrate that we would finally be with Jesus.
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RE: If you had only one day left to live!
June 22, 2010 at 2:53 pm
(June 22, 2010 at 5:19 am)British_Atheist Wrote: If you only had one day left to live what would you do with it? Angel Cloud

Have sex with as many girls as possible. Then I would drink up my favourite wine to the point of becoming drunk and to finish it all off, I'll light a fag and wait for the end with a big smile on my face.
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RE: If you had only one day left to live!
June 22, 2010 at 8:09 pm
I'd definitely have to go rob a fine Italian restaurant of it's best wine and light up a fine cigar.. I did forgot that.Good call Ace. I didn't think there would be time for me to fly to Ireland/England and actually ransack a castle and steal a real crown from a jewelry store by sword-point with the family otherwise I would have.
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