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RE: Is Hell Real?
December 11, 2015 at 10:56 pm
(December 9, 2015 at 9:51 pm)TrueChristian Wrote: Many people are fond of saying Hell doesn't exist. Well I have news for you. It does.
Many people die and go there. They did it today, they will do it tomorrow.
Hell is awful. It is like you are being burned napalm forever and ever. Evil horrible demons will stab you screech at you and rip your flesh off. You might "Hell is on giant party" or "All the cool people are in Hell."
Newsflash people! You will have no fun and no conversations in Hell. You will be too busy burning to care.
Many haughty atheists like to snigger and guffaw about Hell being real. Why would it be fake though, if so many people have been to Hell and back?
Please consider these testimonials, and make your own decision. It may be the most important one you ever make.
1. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y5_UC-LRopw
2. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_3C3zdBhS1Q
3.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=khyJ_xfolNE
4. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4uZ38qeO7LQ
You're thinking about the Islamic hell. The Christian hell is temporary and everyone makes bail on Judgment Day.
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RE: Is Hell Real?
December 11, 2015 at 11:00 pm
(December 9, 2015 at 10:28 pm)TrueChristian Wrote: Look, don't you forget, you deserve Hell by sinning against God.
When you are dead you will be screaming and crying saying "Why oh why didn't we listen to Christians? WHYY?""
And a demon will likely jab you with a pitchfork or throw you into a pool of sewage to get you to stop screeching.
You will be oh so weak and oh so thirsty. But you will never ever get a moments of relief, or even a drop of water.
Such is the penalty for sin. I am here to warn you now before it gets too late. All of that hell stuff seems to conflict with the BS Jesus said about turning the other cheek, forgiving and loving your enemies, and so forth. He's a hypocrite.
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RE: Is Hell Real?
December 12, 2015 at 12:47 am
You deserve Hell by sinning against God.
We are given a choice. Love God and do his will, and reject God, and go to a place where no God exists.
Make a wise one.
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RE: Is Hell Real?
December 12, 2015 at 12:56 am
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(December 12, 2015 at 12:47 am)TrueChristian Wrote: You deserve Hell by sinning against God.
We are given a choice. Love God and do his will, and reject God, and go to a place where no God exists.
Make a wise one.
If atheists didn't reject your make-believe god, what would you have to beat off to?
Riddle me that!
I think the words you're looking for are thank you.
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RE: Is Hell Real?
December 12, 2015 at 12:56 am
(December 12, 2015 at 12:47 am)TrueChristian Wrote: You deserve Hell by sinning against God.
We are given a choice. Love God and do his will, and reject God, and go to a place where no God exists.
Make a wise one. Considering all of the crap people have to put up with God it might be paradise to get away from the maniac.
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RE: Is Hell Real?
December 12, 2015 at 1:29 am
(December 12, 2015 at 12:47 am)TrueChristian Wrote: We are given a choice. Love God and do his will, and reject God, and go to a place where no God exists.
We are already in that place. It's called reality. Maybe you should come over and visit sometime.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: Is Hell Real?
December 12, 2015 at 2:17 am
The threat of hell makes me want to put on a kilt and paint my face blue and scream "freedom or death" or in this case hell. It should be obvious to the thinking person that the threat of hell and the promise of heaven is nothing more than a control/manipulation method invented by the old Christians.
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RE: Is Hell Real?
December 12, 2015 at 8:46 pm
(December 12, 2015 at 12:47 am)TrueChristian Wrote: You deserve Hell by sinning against God.
We are given a choice. Love God and do his will, and reject God, and go to a place where no God exists.
Make a wise one.
You chose unwisely. I pray FSM forgives you.
"For the only way to eternal glory is a life lived in service of our Lord, FSM; Verily it is FSM who is the perfect being the name higher than all names, king of all kings and will bestow upon us all, one day, The great reclaiming" -The Prophet Boiardi-
Conservative trigger warning.
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RE: Is Hell Real?
December 13, 2015 at 6:26 pm
10/10 for satire. Well done!
As for me, after I die I'm donating my tissues for transplant, and anything left will be used to grow a tree. So I won't care. Trees are fairly indifferent to the concept of hell after all.
What exactly goes to hell? Where is it?
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RE: Is Hell Real?
December 13, 2015 at 6:36 pm
(December 12, 2015 at 12:47 am)TrueChristian Wrote: You deserve Hell by sinning against God.
We are given a choice. Love God and do his will, and reject God, and go to a place where no God exists.
Make a wise one.
So much for the free will you Christians love to bleat about, huh?
Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:
"You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"
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