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Real Life Witches?

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Real Life Witches?
Edwardo Piet Away
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RE: Real Life Witches?
December 10, 2015 at 12:33 am (This post was last modified: December 10, 2015 at 12:34 am by Edwardo Piet.)
I think Carl is too adorable to be an anti-hero. He's more like an anti-hero's accomplice Big Grin
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RE: Real Life Witches?
December 10, 2015 at 12:35 am
(December 10, 2015 at 12:33 am)Judi Lynn Wrote: My fiancee is Wiccan. He NEVER preaches to me. He NEVER tries to convert me. He doesn't drink blood. He doesn't practice witchcraft. He doesn't do animal sacrifice.

He's more normal than any christian I've ever encountered. As a matter of fact, with the claims that TrueChristian is making, my fiancee would just shrug his shoulders, ignore him and go about his day. He wouldn't give two shits about his opinion and that right there is what makes him the bigger person.

In addition, he is one of the first people who would gladly jump in and physically help someone out while a christian just sits on the sidelines and prays.

Yeabut....what about Carl?
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Hammy Wrote:and we also have a sheep on our bed underneath as well
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#13
RE: Real Life Witches?
December 10, 2015 at 12:36 am (This post was last modified: December 10, 2015 at 5:43 am by Cyberman.)
(December 10, 2015 at 12:05 am)TrueChristian Wrote: The bible tells us what to do with people who do these invocations. They are lucky they do not live in OT times.

You know what this sort of dangerous thinking leads to?

This:





Child 'witches' and killings in Africa: Why the little ones are safer in Muslim than Christian societies

Safe Child Africa

Real people are getting really hurt and even killed as a direct consequence of childish, stone age superstitions. Grow the fuck up while we still have a planet.
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#14
RE: Real Life Witches?
December 10, 2015 at 12:36 am
Carl likes to pee outside.

But only in gardens.

That aren't his.

Shock - was it Christina who left the gate open? Shock Shock Shock Shock
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RE: Real Life Witches?
December 10, 2015 at 12:37 am
(December 10, 2015 at 12:05 am)TrueChristian Wrote: [...]Being a witch? really? Are you serious? Are you serious?

I have heard of people who believe in magic underpants, of people who have elephant Gods, but believing that magic will help you? this really takes the cake
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Really? Don't you pray to a magical Jew, begging him to magically help you with whatever bullsh*t problems you have?
Yeah, no - that's TOTALLY different...
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RE: Real Life Witches?
December 10, 2015 at 12:37 am
(December 10, 2015 at 12:33 am)Evie Wrote: I think Carl is too adorable to be an anti-hero. He's more like an anti-hero's accomplice Big Grin

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(August 21, 2017 at 11:31 pm)KevinM1 Wrote: "I'm not a troll"
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Hammy Wrote:and we also have a sheep on our bed underneath as well
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#17
RE: Real Life Witches?
December 10, 2015 at 12:38 am
Who is Carl?
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RE: Real Life Witches?
December 10, 2015 at 12:40 am
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#19
RE: Real Life Witches?
December 10, 2015 at 12:41 am
So, a sloth? LOL, no seriously, who is he? I'd ask my fiancee, but he's sleeping since he has to get up in four hours.
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RE: Real Life Witches?
December 10, 2015 at 12:41 am
(December 10, 2015 at 12:38 am)Judi Lynn Wrote: Who is Carl?

An unspecified legend of chaotic neutral adorableness.
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