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A Compelling Reasn to Strangle, Shoot, Stab, Poison, and Otherwise Kill You True Love
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RE: A Compelling Reasn to Strangle, Shoot, Stab, Poison, and Otherwise Kill You True Love
(December 12, 2015 at 4:33 pm)mh.brewer Wrote:
(December 12, 2015 at 9:28 am)Rhondazvous Wrote: By the 7th day of xmas, your true love will have sent you 227 birds. Do the math.
I'll take the 40 golden rings and maybe 1 of the leaping lords, but you can keep all them damn birds.

What if I'm really, really hungry? And have other mouths to feed? I've had partridge, turtle dove, hen (not sure if french) and goose. On calling birds and swans I willing to take a chance. I'm really, really hungry!!!

Then you take the birds Big Grin
The god who allows children to be raped out of respect for the free will choice of the rapist, but punishes gay men for engaging in mutually consensual sex couldn't possibly be responsible for an intelligently designed universe.

I may defend your right to free speech, but i won't help you pass out flyers.

Those who can make you believe absurdities, can make you commit atrocities.
--Voltaire

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RE: A Compelling Reasn to Strangle, Shoot, Stab, Poison, and Otherwise Kill You True Love
(December 12, 2015 at 4:33 pm)mh.brewer Wrote: [...]turtle[...]
Shy
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RE: A Compelling Reasn to Strangle, Shoot, Stab, Poison, and Otherwise Kill You True Love
(December 12, 2015 at 5:29 pm)vorlon13 Wrote: Christmas music for grownups (and it's all piano, no vocals!):

https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=pl...5qGUhWPi6w

There's a beautiful CD of " the snowman". All piano.
Might be a telarc.
Yours reminded me of it.
Also for those who know Blackmore know he does a killer version with his fender.

It might'be been on "Difficult to cure" from memory.
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.
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RE: A Compelling Reasn to Strangle, Shoot, Stab, Poison, and Otherwise Kill You True Love
(December 12, 2015 at 12:23 pm)Minimalist Wrote: I hate that fucking song.

Could NOT agree more. The song itself is bad enough, but the singers almost always seem bitch up the lyrics. Before you know it, your true love is sending you stuff like eleven lads a-squatting and two of Myrtle's gloves.

Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
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