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A Compelling Reasn to Strangle, Shoot, Stab, Poison, and Otherwise Kill You True Love
December 12, 2015 at 9:28 am
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By the 7th day of xmas, your true love will have sent you 227 birds. Do the math.
I'll take the 40 golden rings and maybe 1 of the leaping lords, but you can keep all them damn birds.
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RE: A Compelling Reasn to Strangle, Shoot, Stab, Poison, and Otherwise Kill You True Love
December 12, 2015 at 9:33 am
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I'd just set them free. Like Leonardo Da Vinci.
Wikipedia form the article on Leonardo Da Vinci Wrote:Within Leonardo's lifetime, his extraordinary powers of invention, his "outstanding physical beauty", "infinite grace", "great strength and generosity", "regal spirit and tremendous breadth of mind" as described by Vasari, as well as all other aspects of his life, attracted the curiosity of others. One such aspect is his respect for life evidenced by his vegetarianism and his habit, according to Vasari, of purchasing caged birds and releasing them.
My bolding. 
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RE: A Compelling Reasn to Strangle, Shoot, Stab, Poison, and Otherwise Kill You True Love
December 12, 2015 at 10:25 am
Did I take the wrong pill this morning or...? O_o
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RE: A Compelling Reasn to Strangle, Shoot, Stab, Poison, and Otherwise Kill You True Love
December 12, 2015 at 10:28 am
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RE: A Compelling Reasn to Strangle, Shoot, Stab, Poison, and Otherwise Kill You True Love
December 12, 2015 at 10:45 am
Just think though, you have all of those Maids-a-milking coming to you!
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RE: A Compelling Reasn to Strangle, Shoot, Stab, Poison, and Otherwise Kill You True Love
December 12, 2015 at 12:23 pm
I hate that fucking song.
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RE: A Compelling Reasn to Strangle, Shoot, Stab, Poison, and Otherwise Kill You True Love
December 12, 2015 at 1:06 pm
There are exactly two great Christmas songs:
The rest are crap.
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RE: A Compelling Reasn to Strangle, Shoot, Stab, Poison, and Otherwise Kill You True Love
December 12, 2015 at 3:35 pm
The fool hath said in his heart, There is a God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
Psalm 14, KJV revised edition
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RE: A Compelling Reasn to Strangle, Shoot, Stab, Poison, and Otherwise Kill You True Love
December 12, 2015 at 4:33 pm
(December 12, 2015 at 9:28 am)Rhondazvous Wrote: By the 7th day of xmas, your true love will have sent you 227 birds. Do the math.
I'll take the 40 golden rings and maybe 1 of the leaping lords, but you can keep all them damn birds.
What if I'm really, really hungry? And have other mouths to feed? I've had partridge, turtle dove, hen (not sure if french) and goose. On calling birds and swans I willing to take a chance. I'm really, really hungry!!!
I don't have an anger problem, I have an idiot problem.
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RE: A Compelling Reasn to Strangle, Shoot, Stab, Poison, and Otherwise Kill You True Love
December 12, 2015 at 5:29 pm
Christmas music for grownups (and it's all piano, no vocals!):
https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=pl...5qGUhWPi6w
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