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Sex in Harry Potter?

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Sex in Harry Potter?
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Sex in Harry Potter?
December 13, 2015 at 2:52 pm
I read the books and am trying to recall were there any descriptions of sex in Harry Potter?

I do recall one point where the astrologer told her students to look at Uramus and one student qupped something to the effect of "I'd love to look at your anus." But that may just be a singular event and forgiveable as such.

I'm asking because one of my characters has to go into a brothel where the girls have been instructed to keep him busy all night. Hey plots can take unforeseen twists over which I, the writer, don't have complete control.

I'm reading what I wrote about what the girls do to him. It's not 69 area material but some more mild mannered readers might consider this too heady for science fantasy. Still, the gods of novel craft have decreed that the character must go in there and he must stay for several hours. Do you think maybe I should skip the description and just fade to black after he enters the house?

Note: Most of the characters are adults, but the protag is a boy.

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RE: Sex in Harry Potter?
December 13, 2015 at 2:56 pm
Umm just go after him yourself Tongue

Who knows, maybe you'll just find him playing video games with the brothel staff Wink
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RE: Sex in Harry Potter?
December 13, 2015 at 3:00 pm (This post was last modified: December 13, 2015 at 3:00 pm by abaris.)
(December 13, 2015 at 2:52 pm)Rhondazvous Wrote: I read the books and am trying to recall were there any descriptions of sex in Harry Potter?

That's simply because there isn't any sex. The books are pretty mature for different reasons and make for entertaining adult reading material, but sex is totally out of the picture. 18 year olds snogging is all you get and when they fall in love, marriage is implied and the instant production of babies. Married, of course.

If anyone's saying, there's sesx in these books, I wonder what their definition of sex looks like.
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RE: Sex in Harry Potter?
December 13, 2015 at 3:01 pm
Big snake thing in the tunnel ?

No one else picked up on that ??
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RE: Sex in Harry Potter?
December 13, 2015 at 3:02 pm
(December 13, 2015 at 3:01 pm)vorlon13 Wrote: Big snake thing in the tunnel ?

No one else picked up on that ??

Omfg help
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RE: Sex in Harry Potter?
December 13, 2015 at 3:05 pm
(December 13, 2015 at 3:01 pm)vorlon13 Wrote: Big snake thing in the tunnel ?

No one else picked up on that ??

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RE: Sex in Harry Potter?
December 13, 2015 at 3:12 pm
He's so tiny. Would have to be little people sex to even fit and then self gratification only.

Unless Harry is stretcher than I imagine.
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RE: Sex in Harry Potter?
December 13, 2015 at 3:16 pm
There would be spells and potions.

Hell, imagine the deve community in the Potter universe and what they could conjer up for fun.
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RE: Sex in Harry Potter?
December 13, 2015 at 3:22 pm
Well, if Hermione had blown Malfoy in an earlier book he would have taken their side sooner...

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RE: Sex in Harry Potter?
December 13, 2015 at 3:30 pm
I've read the books and listened to the books on tape many times. There is no description of sex.
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