Sex in Harry Potter?

[BrokenQuill92]

There's no sex in HP. There's just the one make out scene that gets interrupted by that idiot Ron.

[Rhondazvous]

Sex is fun

Here’s a story that I think you will appreciate (if you haven’t heard it before).

A golfer had to make an eagle to tie the game.

A stranger approached am asked him if he was willing to give up half his sex life to make the eagle.

The golfer thought that was a ridiculous question, but he thought oh well he’d just go along with the idiot. It might put him in a good mood. So he told the stranger yes and when he swung his club he made the eagle.

On the next green he had to make a put to win the game. The same stranger came up and asked him if he was willing to give up the rest of his sex life to make the put. The golfer said yes and he swung his club and won the game.

On the way back to the clubhouse, the stranger came up to him.
Stranger: I wasn’t fair with you back there. You don’t know who I am. I’m the devil and from now on you will have no more sex life.
Golfer: Well, I guess I wasn’t fair with you either. I’m Father O’Malley.

[Clueless Morgan]

Sex is fun

Here’s a story that I think you will appreciate (if you haven’t heard it before).

A golfer had to make an eagle to tie the game.

A stranger approached am asked him if he was willing to give up half his sex life to make the eagle.

The golfer thought that was a ridiculous question, but he thought oh well he’d just go along with the idiot. It might put him in a good mood. So he told the stranger yes and when he swung his club he made the eagle.

On the next green he had to make a put to win the game. The same stranger came up and asked him if he was willing to give up the rest of his sex life to make the put. The golfer said yes and he swung his club and won the game.

On the way back to the clubhouse, the stranger came up to him.
Stranger: I wasn’t fair with you back there.  You don’t know who I am. I’m the devil and from now on you will have no more sex life.
Golfer: Well, I guess I wasn’t fair with you either. I’m Father O’Malley.

Aww, where' Min to make the obligatory pedophile joke?

J/K, that was funny.

[Rhondazvous]

Aside from the cracked article, there are some allusions to sexual maturity in the books like when Harry polishes his wand in Goblet of Fire and sparks shoot out the end...

But sex is never explicitly dealt with even tho there would definitely be hanky panky going on in that school.

Polishing his wank I mean wand?

And I do recall thinking something serious was about to take place between Dumbledore and that giant woman.