Whiny Pussies That Truly Fuck Me Off!

[Thumpalumpacus]

With attitudes like that, it's no surprise.

Then the funny part is that all the woman who won't fuck them are sluts. lul wat?

But they're choosy sluts!

[Athene]

If I were an involuntarily celibate man, I would be realistic and accept that everyone can't have matinee idol good looks. I would probably consider any one or a combination of the following in an effort to cope and/or improve my outlook:

Attempt to optimize my appearance to the best of my ability.
Focus on developing my intellect and other positive aspects of my personality.
Masturbate regularly 
Learn how to become an excellent lover.
Learn to play a musical instrument/ become a temperamental artist.
Achieve financial and/or personal success.
Become a firefighter
Become more interesting
Project an air of mystery; present myself as slightly distracted or aloof
Save stuff; children, puppies,etc.
Ask perhaps if I myself am guilty of seeking/pursuing only the "hot ones" by eschewing other types of women.
Learn to live alone

[ignoramus]

"become a temperamental artist"?
I thought all artists are temperamental?

[downbeatplumb]

The comments were a doozy. Particularly the ones ranting about how unfair it is to be average or less-than-average
looking...as if there's an actual Someone, who's not distributing all the "hotness" in an equitable manner.

Well it does seem unfair sometimes...







that I got all the looks.

[KevinM1]

Dammit, now I'm going to have to come up with a new term to describe myself. I haven't had sex yet due to all the logistics surrounding my disability, and may not ever (the mechanics of anything beyond a BJ would likely fracture my hips/pelvis/back). So, yeah... I'm literally involuntarily celibate. But, I don't want to be confused with those people, who obviously can't get laid because *surprise!* women aren't into 1950's style misogyny.

[Thumpalumpacus]

If I were an involuntarily celibate man, I would be realistic and accept that everyone can't have matinee idol good looks. I would probably consider any one or a combination of the following in an effort to cope and/or improve my outlook:

Attempt to optimize my appearance to the best of my ability.
Focus on developing my intellect and other positive aspects of my personality.
Masturbate regularly 
Learn how to become an excellent lover.
Learn to play a musical instrument/ become a temperamental artist.
Achieve financial and/or personal success.
Become a firefighter
Become more interesting
Project an air of mystery; present myself as slightly distracted or aloof
Save stuff; children, puppies,etc.
Ask perhaps if I myself am guilty of seeking/pursuing only the "hot ones" by eschewing other types of women.
Learn to live alone

I've checked off the emboldened stuff, but you left off what has been my most successful strategy, I think: making her laugh. In my life, every true love -- there have been three -- have started with her laughing at something I said or did.

However, I don't think these humorless twats could manage that part, either.

Also, and not to argue with a gal about this, but I think that "air of mystery" thing is overrated. All it got me was ignored.

[SteelCurtain]

The title of this thread... It gets me every time.

My guess is that in Kiwiland or Oz to "Fuck me off" means something different. Because these whiny, whinging, cave-dwelling man-children are not fucking anyone off.

[TheRocketSurgeon]

Also, and not to argue with a gal about this, but I think that "air of mystery" thing is overrated. All it got me was ignored.

Were you wearing a black leather motorcycle jacket, at the time? It helps.

[Thumpalumpacus]

Also, and not to argue with a gal about this, but I think that "air of mystery" thing is overrated. All it got me was ignored.

Were you wearing a black leather motorcycle jacket, at the time? It helps.

A biker jacket and a Gibson Les Paul. I guess it's not a believable look for me.

[thesummerqueen]

The comments were a doozy. Particularly the ones ranting about how unfair it is to be average or less-than-average
looking...as if there's an actual Someone, who's not distributing all the "hotness" in an equitable manner.

The really sad thing about this is I know several people who are "less than average" at best who get laid ALL THE FUCKING TIME.

If you want a good example of someone who is famous (who I don't know), look at Daniel Craig. That man is a goofy looking motherfucker when you just look at his face. What he *is* is ripped, and he has presence.

But the people I personally know, they dress well (they dress for their weight and height, they can have a dad bod, don't have to be fit), they're really polite, they're out to give everyone, not just women, a good time, they're good people, they're generous, they try to be helpful, etc. Basically, they act like super decent human beings. And generally all of them have one or two very interesting things about themselves that they can say differentiates them from the crowd.

And you know what? That makes them super attractive.

It took me a long time to learn to dress for my figure and in such a way that made me unique among my friend set. Please understand I'm not fishing for compliments when I say that when all the make up and shit is off, I'm on the average side - that's just how I perceive/judge myself as, and it is what it is. But you know what? Somehow I manage to get laid on the regular, despite not being the skinny mini that the media feels women should be. I put that down entirely to personality - and my outward "style" is an extension of that.

All it would take is for one of these fuckers to grow up, recognize that other people are humans as well, and develop some fucking personality for them to start seeing interest. That's literally my criteria for fucking a guy: does he have enough personality for us to be able to talk before and after fucking? Trust me when I say personality can totally overwhelm an average to below-average appearance. Just as long as you're clean and have all your shots, you know?

But I suspect it's not just immaturity with people who really think these things. I suspect it's deep seated empathy and anti-social problems as well. They're just externalizing it this way.