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What is xmas?
#1
What is xmas?
You make people miserable and there's nothing they can do about it, just like god.
-- Homer Simpson

God has no place within these walls, just as facts have no place within organized religion.
-- Superintendent Chalmers

Science is like a blabbermouth who ruins a movie by telling you how it ends. There are some things we don't want to know. Important things.
-- Ned Flanders

Once something's been approved by the government, it's no longer immoral.
-- The Rev Lovejoy
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#2
RE: What is xmas?
Christmas is a pagan holiday i find it funny how people attach geebuss to it like it's his birthday.
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#3
RE: What is xmas?
Lots of people celkebrated the winter solstice before christianity came along. Jesus' birthday was moved there to help bring converts. This is common knowledge to most people outside christians. The Christmas tree is such an icon of the holiday that people will complain about stores not putting it up, despite the fact that decorated trees have jack all to do with Jesus. It's the same thing with Easter. Pagan symbols and traditions have been so ingrained in christian holidays that we hardly think of what plants and rabbits have to do with Jesus and his teachings.
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#4
RE: What is xmas?
Well, I heard the song by Boney M:

"Long time ago in Bethlehem,
So the Holy Bible say,
Mary's boy child Jesus Christ,
Was born on Christmas Day."

BZZZT incorrect. The bible says no such thing. Give me all your royalties.
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#5
RE: What is xmas?
It's the one day you wait for all year because the day after everything is 50 to 75 percent off.

Got my credit card, I'm off.
Being told you're delusional does not necessarily mean you're mental. 
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#6
RE: What is xmas?
News flash: Christmas is not, and never has been, a pagan holiday.

Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
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#7
RE: What is xmas?
No. It is a christian holiday that was moved to the same time as other holidays, and incorporated pagan symbols and traditions like the tree, logs, and such, in order to help win converts. The bible never says when Jesus was born exactly, and christmas has little to do with him. Especially nowadays.
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#8
RE: What is xmas?
(December 26, 2015 at 4:12 pm)Chad32 Wrote: No. It is a christian holiday that was moved to the same time as other holidays, and incorporated pagan symbols and traditions like the tree, logs, and such, in order to help win converts. The bible never says when Jesus was born exactly, and christmas has little to do with him. Especially nowadays.

Bingo lollipop.

Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
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#9
RE: What is xmas?
An x-rated mass?
"What a little moonlight can do." ~ Billie Holiday
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#10
RE: What is xmas?
Xmas: The wonderful excuse for gratuitous gifts and spending time with the family, that often ends with emotional flatness, headaches and having to get your routine back on track.

I had fun on Xmas but I do feel worse now than I did before it. At least today.
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