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RE: Ban the loser above you.
July 9, 2011 at 2:58 pm
banned for knowing exactly what one looks like.
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RE: Ban the loser above you.
July 9, 2011 at 4:09 pm
Banned for thinking copious amounts of fellatio is a bad thing.
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RE: Ban the loser above you.
July 9, 2011 at 8:03 pm
banned for saying that and not giving some samples for free
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RE: Ban the loser above you.
July 9, 2011 at 11:02 pm
Banned for not having made it in time for the free samples that were given. Synackaon was a pig and took them all
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RE: Ban the loser above you.
July 9, 2011 at 11:30 pm
(July 9, 2011 at 11:02 pm)Aerzia Saerules Arktuos Wrote: Banned for not having made it in time for the free samples that were given. Synackaon was a pig and took them all
Banned for not advertising the free samples in advance and limiting quantity (limit five per customer).
You could make it up with another, more successful give-away, however. 
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RE: Ban the loser above you.
July 10, 2011 at 12:04 am
Banned for cutting into my monopoly... Now I am wondering when you'll cut into my panda bear smuggling op!
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RE: Ban the loser above you.
July 10, 2011 at 4:59 am
Banned for telling the silly forum-goers about your panada smuggling ventures... now they'll either throw an 'animal rights' fit or barge into your market. Or both at once.
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RE: Ban the loser above you.
July 10, 2011 at 12:38 pm
banned for sucking up to and off on Moros.
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RE: Ban the loser above you.
July 10, 2011 at 2:53 pm
Banned for jealousy.
We all know your angry appearance is a facade, Sir Meats'a'lot.
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RE: Ban the loser above you.
July 10, 2011 at 5:10 pm
Banned for having a username that's an anagram for 'a rocky noon mass.'
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