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RE: Ban the loser above you.
July 31, 2013 at 4:32 am
Banned for pre-banning me!



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July 31, 2013 at 10:56 am
Banned for not telling me how lovely I smell
If I were to create self aware beings knowing fully what they would do in their lifetimes, I sure wouldn't create a HELL for the majority of them to live in infinitely! That's not Love, that's sadistic. Therefore a truly loving god does not exist!

Quote:The sin is against an infinite being (God) unforgiven infinitely, therefore the punishment is infinite.

Dead wrong.  The actions of a finite being measured against an infinite one are infinitesimal and therefore merit infinitesimal punishment.

Quote:Some people deserve hell.

I say again:  No exceptions.  Punishment should be equal to the crime, not in excess of it.  As soon as the punishment is greater than the crime, the punisher is in the wrong.

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RE: Ban the loser above you.
July 31, 2013 at 10:59 am
Banned because I don't have a sense of smell!
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RE: Ban the loser above you.
July 31, 2013 at 11:08 am (This post was last modified: July 31, 2013 at 11:15 am by The Magic Pudding.)
Banned for banning because of a lack of a sense.
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RE: Ban the loser above you.
July 31, 2013 at 11:14 am
Banned for discriminating against people with disabilities!
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RE: Ban the loser above you.
July 31, 2013 at 11:15 am (This post was last modified: July 31, 2013 at 11:16 am by Mystical.)
Banned for almost not making sense and for banning a cripple!
Banned for tricking me into banning a cripple!
If I were to create self aware beings knowing fully what they would do in their lifetimes, I sure wouldn't create a HELL for the majority of them to live in infinitely! That's not Love, that's sadistic. Therefore a truly loving god does not exist!

Quote:The sin is against an infinite being (God) unforgiven infinitely, therefore the punishment is infinite.

Dead wrong.  The actions of a finite being measured against an infinite one are infinitesimal and therefore merit infinitesimal punishment.

Quote:Some people deserve hell.

I say again:  No exceptions.  Punishment should be equal to the crime, not in excess of it.  As soon as the punishment is greater than the crime, the punisher is in the wrong.

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RE: Ban the loser above you.
July 31, 2013 at 11:36 am
(July 31, 2013 at 10:56 am)missluckie26 Wrote: Banned for not telling me how lovely I smell

Banned for demanding compliments.

Damn you and your appealing odor.



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RE: Ban the loser above you.
July 31, 2013 at 11:59 am
Banned for paving his local roads with bubble gum.
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July 31, 2013 at 1:46 pm
Banned for placing full cups of water around the entire lobby of whatever building he works at so that nobody can get in.
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RE: Ban the loser above you.
August 1, 2013 at 4:16 am
(July 31, 2013 at 1:46 pm)CleanShavenJesus Wrote: Banned for placing full cups of water around the entire lobby of whatever building he works at so that nobody can get in.

Banned for tickling strangers on the bottom of their feet till they pee a little.



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