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Ban the loser above you.
RE: Ban the loser above you.
Banned for not appreciating the high Poe factor of conservapedia

BANNED for being a marxist islamist atheist terrorist
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Banned for failing their madness check.
Self-authenticating private evidence is useless, because it is indistinguishable from the illusion of it. ― Kel, Kelosophy Blog

If you’re going to watch tele, you should watch Scooby Doo. That show was so cool because every time there’s a church with a ghoul, or a ghost in a school. They looked beneath the mask and what was inside?
The f**king janitor or the dude who runs the waterslide. Throughout history every mystery. Ever solved has turned out to be. Not Magic.
― Tim Minchin, Storm
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Banned for being new. Sup new guy?

(March 7, 2012 at 1:30 am)whateverist Wrote: I will not be called a twit by a would-be twat holding a phallic symbol. Make up your mind purple girl.

Never had to make up my mind regarding said issue, since the moment I realized what the issue was: I didn't ever consider the other answers. From in bed with a man at the age of thirteen (birthdays are cool), I've never doubted my womanhood nor had reason to do so, and I never pretended to be a guy in middle school or high school or college either. Miserable time, middle school.

Did you know that I can't act like a guy? It's really weird, but I've tried hard... and concluded I'm no good at drag.

Nothing would-be about this twat. I'm practically a vagina as it is: I am slimy, tasty, and I smell like fish.
(March 7, 2012 at 2:02 am)reverendjeremiah Wrote: Banned for having all of those tentacles and not a single hentai porn to your name

[Image: cthulhu-hentai.jpg]

Really revvie... it's everywhere.
Please give me a home where cloud buffalo roam
Where the dear and the strangers can play
Where sometimes is heard a discouraging word
But the skies are not stormy all day
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RE: Ban the loser above you.
Banned for not realizing i was merely taunting Cthulhu. I, Rev J alone have the brass balls to do such.
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Banned for being the village idiot Angel
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On the same reasoning.

Banned for being French
Self-authenticating private evidence is useless, because it is indistinguishable from the illusion of it. ― Kel, Kelosophy Blog

If you’re going to watch tele, you should watch Scooby Doo. That show was so cool because every time there’s a church with a ghoul, or a ghost in a school. They looked beneath the mask and what was inside?
The f**king janitor or the dude who runs the waterslide. Throughout history every mystery. Ever solved has turned out to be. Not Magic.
― Tim Minchin, Storm
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Banned for having what looks like a cigarette burn on your forehead 0.o

Just what is that, anyway? Tongue

Also, and more importantly: why no necro warning? What happened to it? Is necro okay now? 0.o
Please give me a home where cloud buffalo roam
Where the dear and the strangers can play
Where sometimes is heard a discouraging word
But the skies are not stormy all day
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RE: Ban the loser above you.
Banned for not seeing that it's clearly a squashed spider.

(May 6, 2012 at 5:38 pm)Vaeolet Lilly Blossom Wrote: Banned for having what looks like a cigarette burn on your forehead 0.o

Just what is that, anyway? Tongue

Also, and more importantly: why no necro warning? What happened to it? Is necro okay now? 0.o

I did a couple of tests, and it looks like the necropost warning isn't turned on, at least for the few subforums I tried. An admin would have to look at the settings, mods don't have access to that stuff as far as I know. I don't think the necroposting rules have changed. However, in a fun thread like this that is by it's nature low- (no-?) content anyways, my opinion is that it doesn't matter.

Wait. You didn't mean something else by "necro" did you? That's sick. BANNED.

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Banned for leaving tentacle slime on doorknobs.
My ignore list




"The lord doesn't work in mysterious ways, but in ways that are indistinguishable from his nonexistence."
-- George Yorgo Veenhuyzen quoted by John W. Loftus in The End of Christianity (p. 103).
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(May 6, 2012 at 7:19 pm)teaearlgreyhot Wrote: Banned for leaving tentacle slime on doorknobs.

Banned for not throwing the annoying little fuck Wesley Crusher out the nearest airlock.

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